Faceberk

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(Tris has logged in)

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Tris: Guys look! All of the original gang all in a chatroom together!

Katniss: Ikr! it feels pretty nice

Gale: yea, I mean it would feel better if peeta wasn't here but this is good enough

Peeta: ikr

Christina: .....really?

Peeta: what?

Tobias: HEY GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

Katniss: WHAT

Tobias: I JUST GOT A FACEBERK

Christina: a what??

Peeta: EHMAGURD I'M GONNA SEND YOU A FRIEND REQUEST

Tobias: YYYUUSSSHHHH

Tris: wth is "faceberk"

Tobias: omg tris you don't know what faceberk is?

Peeta: guess some abnegation habits die hard

Gale: OOOOOHHHH BURN

Tris: SHUT UP GALE. I'M NOT THE ONE WHO LOST MY GIRL TO A BAKER

Katniss: OOOOOOHHHH BURN

Christina: wait, what?

Peeta: ugh, since you obviously  don't know what faceberk is *cough*mundane*cough*uncultured swine *cough* I'll put it in... normal  people terms *shiver*

Tris: I'm not as offended as I should be

Christina: woah...wait... what?

Peeta: hush chrissy

Gale: >.>

Peeta: *gulp* that's a really nice hole In the ceiling!

Katniss: PEETA! BABE, get with the program

Peeta: oh yeah....faceberk is- OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG HE JUST ACCPETED MY FRIEND REQUEST

Tobias: ur welcome

Peeta: NOT YOU, MAGNUS BANE

Tobias: well then.

Christina: woah woah woah... Katniss was gale's girl???

Tris: oh my gursh Christina we just went through this

Christina: NO WE DIDN'T

Gale: uhh...see...what had happened was there was this thing that happened and this other thing followed and then the thing did the thing and the thinglingily did the unthingy like thing to do so the thing didn't do the the thing and so the unicorn ninja was born

Katniss: that was beautiful

Gale: thank u

Christina: STOP TALKING TO HER

Katniss: woah, wth he's my best friend

Christina: AND MY BOYFRIEND

Katniss: AND NO ONE CARES

Gale: GIRLS CALM DOWN

Katniss & Christina: STAY OUT OF THIS GALE

(both girls have left the chatroom to go fight)

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