Divergent vs. Hunger Games

Girls night

(Tris has logged in)

(Katniss has logged in)

(Christina has logged in)

(Prim has logged in)

Tris: *Sniffle*

Katniss: *sob*

Christina: * rocks back and forth*

Prim: wht?

Tris: Who are y-you?

Prim: Primrose Everdeen at ur service

Christina: Ur Kat's little sister?

Prim: The one n only

Katniss: *Wipes away tear* What r u doing here?

Prim: I got bored

Christina: * sob* well....you won't find any fun here *CRY*

Prim: What the hell?

Katniss: Language!

Tris: I miss....I miss....*Crys hysterically*

Katniss: PEETA!

Tris: TOBIAS!

Christina: GALE!

Prim: U guys...are pathetic

Tris: Hey!

Prim: What!! It's true! You all are moping around because ur not with men anymore. MEN THAT YOU DUMPED.

Christina: Primmy is right.

Prim: What? Since when am I primmy?

Christina: Hush primmy. I am talking. Anyway, we need to get our minds off them.

Prim: YES! And the only way for that is.....

Katniss: Hunting?

Tris: Running off a moving train?

Christina: Interregating people with your eyes?

Prim: WTF? No! A girl's night!

Tris: A what?

Katniss: huh?

Christina: OMG YES!

Tris: if chrissy agrees....it must be girly...

Prim: How did u not get tht from girl's night?

Christina: Tris...?

Tris: Yea?

Christina: what...did...you...just..call.me?

Tris: OH! I called you.. chris..sy

Christina: Dnt.EVER.Call.me.tht again.

Tris: 0.0

Prim: anywayy... girls! go get into

your pj's.

{30 mins later}

Prim: What the hell guys! What took u so damn long!

Katniss: Language!

Prim: <·<

Katniss: >·>

Prim: o.o

Tris: I found my giant stuffed panda on the bed tht Caleb got me.....and I remembered how Tobias forgot my birthday...So I went into a corner..and cried.

Prim: BACK UP INTO A DRIVEWAY AND TAKE A U TURN. CALEB got you a GIANT.STUFFED.PANDA.BEAR???!!!!

Christina: Woah.. chill primmy. It was her b-day.

Katniss: why do u care anyway? >·>

Prim: hee...hee...no reason..

Katniss: *looks at christina*

Christina:She's lying. She purses her lips.

Prim: Your definetely were Candor.

Christina: It's a gift...WAIT! How did u no i was candor?

Prim:Er....u said tht

Tris: No she didn't

Katniss: PRIM...

Prim:FINE! I'll tell u.

Tris: yes!

Prim: Do u no..the muffin man?

Christina: The muffin man?

Prim: the muffin man. Well...she's married to, the muffin man.

Katniss: The muffin man?!

Prim: THE MUFFIN MAN!

Tris: She's married to the muffin man......

Christina: -.-

Katniss: well played...

Tris: lol but.. seriously

Prim: Okay....Caleb and i...are Dating

{Silence}

Katniss: Oh.S#!+

Prim: LANGUAGE!

Tris: I'M GONNA B AN AUNT??

Prim: What? No! I'm not pregnant!

Katniss: HAVE.U.DONE.IT?

Prim: No.

Christina: Liar

Prim: CHRISTINA!

Christina: Srry...nah..i'm not sorry

Katniss: PRIMROSE..

Prim: *Squeak* yes?

Katniss: DO.U.USE.-

Prim: OH COME ON! OF COURSE I DO! I'M 15 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

Christina: but in the book-

Prim: Suzzane got it wrong. She wanted me to seem innocent.

Tris: Which u clearly r not

Prim: YUP!

Katniss: well...wht do we do now?

Christina: .....MAKEOVERS!!

Tris: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

{1hr later}

Katniss: .......

Tris: ....

Prim: i...look...Good!

Chrsitina: at least SOMEONE appreciates my work!

Prim: IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE BOOBS!

Katniss: My foot itches

Christina: DON'T! I JUST FINISHED UR NAILS.

Katniss: I have to say....I love this shade on me..wht is it called?

Prim: Pink?

Katniss: My official new fav color is: PINK!

Tris: My nose itches

Christina: Don't touch it! ur facial isn't dn yet!

Tris: Why do only I have to wear it?

Christina:Ur pores were HUGE.

Tris: isn't this guacamole? *takes cucumber off eye, dips in face stuff, eata it*

Christina:NOOOOOO

(Christina has logged off)

Tris: where did she-

(Tris has logged off)

Prim: Wanna go see despicable me?

Katniss: sure.

(katniss has logged off)

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Well! tht was gurl's nite out for ya! i even out a little shrek if u caught it ;)

-SimplyUnique123