Pitch Perfect

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(Peeta has logged on)

(Tobias has logged on)

(Tris has logged on)

(Christina has logged on)

(Gale has logged on)

(Finnick has logged on)

Tris: Where's Kat and mystery?

Peeta: Katniss had this weird dream last night and wouldn't talk to me about it. She just curled up into a corner, saying no over and over

Gale: Seems normal to me...

Tobias: Yep!

Finnick: STAHP LOOKING AT ME! I DONT KNOW WHERE MYSTERY IS *sweats, twitch*

Tobias: That's totally normal too

Gale: honey... did you put truth serum in his coffee?

Christina: *shrug*

Tris: Anyway.... have you guys-

Finnick: I LIKE TO ROLEPLAY AS POSEIDON

Tobias: Dude.... TMI

Peeta: THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS???? oops... wrong fandom.

Tris: As I was saying, have you guys thought about actually doing that meet and greet for our unsuspecting fans?

Gale: well.... sometimes I think about doing crystal meth, but then I'm like eh, betteh not

Christina: what?

Tris: Was that some type of reference?

Peeta: *gasp*

Finnick: Did you just....

Tobias: *wipes  tear* ACA-SCUSE ME?

Tris: I don't understand....

Christina: Its better to ignore them

Tris: so... are you gonna do it?

Christina: Well sure, why not.

Peeta: CAN I DANCE WHILE I DO IT? *holds back giggle*

Tris: okay, what type do you want to do

Tobias: Well I like modern dance

Finnick: Olden dance ...I EAT NUTELLA BEFORE I TAKE A SHOWER

Gale: And mermaid dancing *gets on the floor* There's a lot of floor work

Guys: *squeal*

Tris: Weirdos....

Christina: I sometimes wonder why we chose to be with them

Tobias: OH, SO ARE WE SHARING SECRETS NOW. Okay, well, (w) I ate my twin in the womb *giggle* *snort*

Tris: DA

Christina: FUQ

Gale: Well, I am in love with Christina

Tris: We all know that

Gale: only because i just told you

Peeta: OK, my turn

Gale: We all know what your gonna say.

Peeta: I....have a serious addiction to danny phantom

Tobias: yep....WAIT WHAT

Peeta: It all started when I didn't hit puberty when I was 15

Finnick: WOOP DERE IT IS

Guys: *rolls on the floor laughing and squealing*

Christina: I just have to say this: Peeta, it doesn't matter if you didn't reach puberty when u were 15. BECAUSE IT FREAKING BEAT THE SHIZ OUT OF YOU AND THE WORLD COULDNT BE HAPPIER.

Tris: I applaud you Christina. He is F-I-N-E. Anyway, katniss just messaged me. I gotta get down-

Gale: SHORTY GET DOWN GOOD LORD.

Tris: -to her

Tobias: BABY GOT HIM MOPIN ALL OVER TOWN

Christina: I'll go with you

Finnick: YOU CANT GO GUYS! THE ENDINGS THE BEST PART.

(Tris has logged off)

(Christina has logged off)

Gale: Let's go watch the movie

Tobias: At peeta's house so we can bother the girls more :D

Peeta: yes!!! (゜▼゜*)

Finnick: AWESOME EMOJI DUDE

Peeta: *sweats* T-thank you

(Peeta has logged off)

Finnick: Huh?

(Finnick has logged off)

Tobias: ugh. weirdos

Gale: IKR

(Tobias has logged off)

(Gale has logged off)

(Mystery has logged off)

Mystery: Imbeciles

(Mystery had erased the conversation)

(Mystery has logged off)

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Hey guys!!! And update, hoped you liked it. I still don't know if my humors back tho.... it sucked and it was short so I'm sorry guys.

Any idea why mystery erased the convo?

The answer is there...either I'm a genius and hid it well, or I'm an idiot and its obvious.

Love you guys!

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((p.s. can you guys try to get me on the Humor list? ⊂((・▽・))⊃ please?))

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