( Eric has logged in)
(Snow has logged in)
(Jeanine has logged in)
Snow: Hello
Jeanine: Nice to meet you
Eric: 'sup
Jeanine: *smacks Eric* SPEAK PROPERLY
Eric: NO!
Jeanine: *snarl*
Eric: *hiss*
Jeanine: *smacks him again* SPEAK. PROPERLY. OR ELSE
Eric: *snickers* or what old lady?
Jeanine: *gasp* Excuse us sir
Snow: no...please do what you need
Jeanine: *punches Eric* do as I say
Eric: *holds bleeding cheek* NEVER. YOU DON'T OWN ME
Jeanine: do as i say and I will give you a kitten
Eric: ......
Jeanine: do you want a kitten?
Eric: ...what type?...
Jeanine: Siamese
Eric: I WANT A ORANGE ONE
Jeanine: *sigh* fine
Eric: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAY
{5 minutes later}
Snow: why is he in a corner petting and smiling at air in his lap?
Jeanine: I gave him an orange kitten that he could only see in his mind, with a new serum I invented
Snow: Isn't that mean?
Jeanine: yes. very mean
Snow: hmmm...abusive...violent... manipulative...intelligent.... you're my kind of woman. Nice to meet you. I am Snow *kisses her hand*
Jeanine: *giggles* What a pleasure. For the fact that I am intelligent... well I am NOT the leader of Erudite for nothing. I am jeanine .
Eric: *puts hands over imaginary kittens eyes* Don't watch fox. It will scar you for your immortal baby life
Snow: He named a cat...fox?
Jeanine: 'immortal baby life?' I knew there was a reason you transferred to dauntless
Snow: What is this 'Erudite and Dauntless' you speak of? Is this some sort of new rebellion?
Jeanine: Oh HEAVENS NO! Oh dear. we have some explaining to do
Snow: at my house? ;)
Jeanine: With computers?
Snow: and coffee?
Jeanine: in your bedroom? ;)
Snow: * flirty growl*
Jeanine: *squeal*
(Jeanine has logged off)
(Snow has logged off)
Eric: I will have nightmares for life.
Fox: yes. I mean. ...meow?
Eric: 0.0
Fox: 0.0
(Eric has logged off)
(Fox has logged off)
( Tris has turned off invisibility)
Tris: 0.0 *snapshot*
(Tris has logged off)
( Mystery has turned off invisibility)
Mystery: my plans are working Marvelously!!!!!!!!!!
( Mystery has logged off)
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THERE'S ANOTHER ONE! I absolutely love you guys who are reading this. I hope you liked it! Comment please! I read all of them! oh..and I will take requests! I just am a bit piled up at the moment. BUT WHATEVER! :)I will start setting a few limits though.Oh! I just made the most dangerous ship!;)
Jeanow!
Sneanine!
Any better ship names? Tell me! luv u guys!
and fox...*waggles eyebrows*
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