The most Dangerous & weidest mashup wedding ever

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Important A/N at the end

(Snow has logged on)

(Jeanine has logged on)

(Tris has logged on)

(Tobias has logged on)

(Katniss has logged on)

(Peeta has logged on)

(Gale has logged on)

(Christina has logged on)

Everyone: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Jeanine: Why Hello there!

Snow: We have come to invite you to...

Jeanow: *giggles* OUR WEDDING

Tobias: WHAT TYPE OF TWISTED MESSED UP WORLD IS THIS

Gale: I CALL THE FLOWER GURL

Christina: I fear for the world's humanity

Katniss: This is going to be a very dangerous wedding

Jeanine: Oh, stop flattering me

snow: *Slaps Jeanine's butt*

Jeanine: *squeal/growl* Don't start something you can't finish

Snow: Oh you KNOW I can finish it

Peeta: I WANT MAID OF HONOR

Tris: my eyes...my poor poor innocence...

Jeanine: ANYWAY! we hope you can come!

Snow: The theme is world domination!!

Jeanine: Color scheme is blood splatters!

Snow: Now, If you'll excuse me. I have to go "punish" my fiancé for thinking I can't finish anything

Jeanine: YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!

(Jeanine has logged off)

Snow: What a woman

(Snow has logged off)

Everyone:.......

Tris: Anyone else scarred for life?

Gale: That was excruciatingly painful. The whip was better

Christina: Gale??!!! YOU'RE BACK!!!

Gale: Too bad it took....that... for it to happen.

Katniss: So...are we going?

Everyone: HELLS YAH

Katniss: I KNOW JUST THE GUY!

(Katniss has invited Cinna)

Cinna: KATNISS! DARLING

Katniss: CINNA BUN!

Cinna: What do you have for me today?

Tris: We need to go to a wedding

Cinna: Theme?

Tobias: World domination

Cinna: Color scheme?

Christina: Blood splatter

Cinna: Maid of Honor?

Peeta: MEH

Cinna: Flower girl?

Everyone: *points at gale*

Gale: What? When did I volunteer?

Cinna: PERFECT DARLINGS!! now, I just need to take care of Missy over here

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