C.T.: Bruce w/ Thim vs. Calim {Part 1}

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(Bruce has logged in)

(Prim has logged in)

(Thor has logged in)

(Caleb has logged in)

Bruce: YES!!! I am FINALLY the only avenger in a chatroom!

Thor: WHAT ABOUT ME??

Bruce: There will be no more " ohh, bruce is single." or any talk about couples

Caleb: This is couples therapy

Bruce: AND NO ONE WILL PROVOKE ME!

Prim: No promises...

Bruce: Anyway...what seems to be the problen here?

Prim: There is no problem

Thor: NO PROBLEM HERE

Caleb: YES..THERE...IS!!

Bruce: Well, caleb. Tell me what you think it is.

Caleb: THOR STOLE MY WOMAN!

Prim: WELL TOO BAD! WE R ENGAGED NOW!

Thor: YES WE ARE.

Bruce: How long had you and prim been together caleb?

Caleb: 4 YEARS

Bruce: And you havent asked her to marry you yet..

Caleb: Well...no

Prim: I COULDNT WAIT FOREVER

Caleb: WHY NOT?

Prim: -.-

Thor: BECAUSE SHE WOULD THEN STOP AND MOVE ON

Prim: Yes. And the person i found is caring, smoking hot, a beautiful yeller-

Thor: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?

Prim: No thor i-

Thor: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!!!!!

(Thor has logged off to go eat poptarts)

Bruce: Sorry about.....him.

Caleb: No..no. It's fine.

Prim: Theres nothing to be sorry about. I must deal with my fiancé's constant mood swings, yelling, crying, appetite-

Bruce: You're making it sound like he's pregnant.

Caleb: I wouldn't be suprised actually.

Bruce: Yea.

Prim: Hey! That's my fiancé!

Caleb: :'(

Bruce: We r talkin about Thor here.

Prim: >·>

Bruce: *shrug*

Caleb: Sooo...what does this mean for us?

Prim: It means we r over.

Caleb: But we haven't had a proper break up

Bruce: You just did.

Caleb: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!??!!??!!!!1111!!!!??11

(Caleb has logged off to go wallow in his tears)

Prim: * sigh*

(Prim has logged off to go get her feelings sorted)

Bruce: Ahh...young love. WAIT. If prim and Caleb have been together for 4 years...they started going out when Prim was 11........ Weird.

(Mystery has logged on)

Mystery: Yes. Yes it is.

( Mystery has logged off)

Bruce: What?

(Bruce has logged off)

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That's Thim vs. Calim part one! All i need.. is a winner: Team thor or Team Caleb?

Me? Team Tobias. Lol.

Btw: I absolutely love thor.I mean no disrespect to him. The avengers in this chatroom are based on the avengers in a chatroom book by: 8JustEnjoyLife8. I luv the books!!!!!!!!!!! They are fantabulous! Check 'em out!

~SimplyUnique123

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