(Bruce has logged in)
(Prim has logged in)
(Thor has logged in)
(Caleb has logged in)
Bruce: YES!!! I am FINALLY the only avenger in a chatroom!
Thor: WHAT ABOUT ME??
Bruce: There will be no more " ohh, bruce is single." or any talk about couples
Caleb: This is couples therapy
Bruce: AND NO ONE WILL PROVOKE ME!
Prim: No promises...
Bruce: Anyway...what seems to be the problen here?
Prim: There is no problem
Thor: NO PROBLEM HERE
Caleb: YES..THERE...IS!!
Bruce: Well, caleb. Tell me what you think it is.
Caleb: THOR STOLE MY WOMAN!
Prim: WELL TOO BAD! WE R ENGAGED NOW!
Thor: YES WE ARE.
Bruce: How long had you and prim been together caleb?
Caleb: 4 YEARS
Bruce: And you havent asked her to marry you yet..
Caleb: Well...no
Prim: I COULDNT WAIT FOREVER
Caleb: WHY NOT?
Prim: -.-
Thor: BECAUSE SHE WOULD THEN STOP AND MOVE ON
Prim: Yes. And the person i found is caring, smoking hot, a beautiful yeller-
Thor: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?
Prim: No thor i-
Thor: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!!!!!
(Thor has logged off to go eat poptarts)
Bruce: Sorry about.....him.
Caleb: No..no. It's fine.
Prim: Theres nothing to be sorry about. I must deal with my fiancé's constant mood swings, yelling, crying, appetite-
Bruce: You're making it sound like he's pregnant.
Caleb: I wouldn't be suprised actually.
Bruce: Yea.
Prim: Hey! That's my fiancé!
Caleb: :'(
Bruce: We r talkin about Thor here.
Prim: >·>
Bruce: *shrug*
Caleb: Sooo...what does this mean for us?
Prim: It means we r over.
Caleb: But we haven't had a proper break up
Bruce: You just did.
Caleb: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!??!!??!!!!1111!!!!??11
(Caleb has logged off to go wallow in his tears)
Prim: * sigh*
(Prim has logged off to go get her feelings sorted)
Bruce: Ahh...young love. WAIT. If prim and Caleb have been together for 4 years...they started going out when Prim was 11........ Weird.
(Mystery has logged on)
Mystery: Yes. Yes it is.
( Mystery has logged off)
Bruce: What?
(Bruce has logged off)
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That's Thim vs. Calim part one! All i need.. is a winner: Team thor or Team Caleb?
Me? Team Tobias. Lol.
Btw: I absolutely love thor.I mean no disrespect to him. The avengers in this chatroom are based on the avengers in a chatroom book by: 8JustEnjoyLife8. I luv the books!!!!!!!!!!! They are fantabulous! Check 'em out!
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