C.T: Clintasha w/ Peeniss

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(Natasha has logged on)

(Clint has logged on)

(Katniss has logged on)

(Peeta has logged on)

Natasha: Ok! Let's get this started!

Clint: YAY

Peeta: whatever

Katniss: YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS RIGHT!!

Peeta:What did I do?

Clint: GUYS. GUYS. SETTLE DOWN. I CAN PRACTICALLY FEEL THE TENSION IN THE ROOM.

Natasha: We're online

Clint: YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS RIGHT.

Natasha: YES.I.AM.

Clint: NO.UR.NOT.

Natasha: >·>*snarl*

Clint: *squeak* 0.0 of course ur right honey..I'm just always wrong.

Katniss: HOW DO U DO THT?

Natasha: *russian accent* men...vey like dogs.. vey need DISCIPLINE!

Peeta: What ever happened to T.L.C?

Natasha: DID HITLER USE TLC?? NO AND HE ALMOST TOOK OVER THE WOLRD.

Katniss: yea...but...almost

Natasha: Eh....

Clint: ANYWAY let's start with:

Natasha: Why did u guys break up?

Katniss: Peeta started off our relatiomship...WITH LIES!

Clint: That's it??

Natasha: Really? Clint tried to assainste me while I was posing as a russian ballerina in a bar...

Clint: AND WE R STILL GOIN STRONG!

Peeta: I DIDN'T LIE

(Christina has been invited by Katniss)

Christina: Liar

(Christina has logged off)

Clint: Ooooh....

Natasha: What lie did he tell u anyway?

Katniss: He said he liked my outfits.. but he only likes the ones the capitol picks

Natasha: .......

Clint: Thts it? tht is so-

Natasha: TERRIBLE!!! HOW COULD U DO THAT TO HER! SHE TRUSTED UR OPINIONS AND U THREW IT IN HER FACE!! HOW CAN SHE TRUST U AGAIN??

Katniss: THANK U!

Natasha: STUPID ECLAIR!

Peeta: wht?

Clint: Baby...calm down..

(Natasha has taken a temporary break)

Clint: Ok.... Now...wht did the sweater look like on her?

(Natasha is back)

Peeta: *shows picture*

Clint: OH.JEEZUS. IT'S HIDEOUS!

Natasha: *standing un front of clint* wht.did.u.just call.me?

Clint: NAT! no i wasn't talking about u!

Natasha: Yea....NO BUDAPEST TONIGHT

Clint: NOOOOOO

Peeta: Kat...baby...I may have lied..but...I did it out of love

Katniss: I dnt get tht

Peeta: u see...If i told u the truth...i would loose u...if i lied i had a 59% of u not finding out...but i still lost u

Katniss: *tear*

Clint: ...why 59%?

Peeta: I wanted to feel better about myself...but 60% would be pushing it

Natasha: Makes sense

Peeta: Katniss everdeen..will u take me back?

Katniss: ....no

Clint: WHAT?

Katniss: lol JK JK. YES!

Natasha: Our work here is dn

(Katniss n Peeta have looed off to watch the hg)

Clint: Budapest....?

Natasha: Fine...

Clint: *fistpump*

(Clint & Natasha have logged off to play Budapest)

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Peeniss is back in action!!!! next up: THIM W/ GALETINA. TURNS OUT: WATTPAD HAD A GLITCH N PUT THE NEXT PART AFTER THEY MEET THE AVENGER...SRRY U HAVE TO GO BACK...

-SimplyUnique123

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