Incest, and Gale going even crazier

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(Christina has logged on)

(Gale has logged in)

(Tris has logged in)

(Katniss has logged in)

(Peeta has logged in)

(Tobias has logged in)

(Mystery is invisible)

Tris: Hai guys!

Christina: 0.0

Katniss: o.o

Tobias: 0.o

Gale: I am officially traumatized

Tris: What's wrong?

Tobias: INCEST

(Tobias has logged off)

Tris: What?

Katniss: Ignore him. but um... I have to go... do... uh... YOGA

(katniss has logged off)

Peeta: I'm gonna go wipe the bird poop off of my body. A night on the ferris wheel is not fun

(Peeta has logged off)

Tris: What just happened?

Gale: Don't ask me. I barely know the difference between reality and my imagination

Christina: So.....Caleb huh...

Tris: What about him?

Christina: *cough* Hazel *cough*

Tris: Are you talking about Hazel Grace? OOOH that's my doppleganger!!

Christina: And Augustus?

Tris: Caleb's Twin

Gale: You got a second brother??!! *bangs head* Shut it Jane!! I don't need to know how you bite your toenails!!

Christina: Ignore that.

Tris: Ignore what?

Christina: Exactly.

Tris: Uh... anyway... yea. sometimes I wish he was my ONLY brother, but then I couldn't date him

Christina: You date him now???

( Tobias has logged in)

Tobias: INCEST

(Tobias has logged off)

Christina: Exactly!

Tris: It was before I knew

Gale: JuJu Bee says that why would you date him even if he looked like Caleb

Tris: TELL JUJU BEE TO SHUT UP

(Tris has logged off)

Christina: ......

Gale: TRALALALALALALALALALALA

Christina: You wanna go raid Australia? I heard that there's no president anymore

Gale: Jeanine says that we've been conned and that there is a prime minister. No president. Thus saying we are  finally permitted into Australia.

Christina: What?

Gale: Seven Half-bloods shall answer the call

to storm or fire the world must fall

an oath to keep with a final breath

and foes bear arms to the doors of death

          : What?

Christina: What?

Gale: What?

Christina: Let's just go to Australia

Gale: Percy said not to travel by sky

Christina: What????

Gale: But Jason said Yas

Christina: .......

Gale: Thalia says screw it all and become a hunter

Christina: Gale, honey, your speaking pure crap. Now let's go before I go insane

Gale: IT MUST BE BEFORE THE KALENDS OF JULY

Christina: Oh hell...

Gale: *Hades

(Christina has disbanded the chatroom)

HAI GUYZ! Sorry for the wait!! I had to get a few things straight for the next  chatrooms. I'm a demigod, If you haven't realized. If you are, whatever Gale said made sense.(if you've read HoO). He sounds kinda like Ella.... If you're not, well, then, it doesn't make sense anyway. Its not supposed to.

-Youngest_Hearts

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