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Loki: I dont get why we have to do this
Prim: You know very well why
Loki: I can perfectly well take care of our son!
Prim: Not when we're on the run!
Loki: I did it before did i not?
Prim: yes, you did, and you know what, he tried taking over CHINA!
Loki: I personally would've tried England first...but im still very proud of that boy.
Prim: LOKI
Loki: What?? You married a villain, what do you expect from my son?
Katniss: WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH
Peeta: WOAH
Katniss: Thanks peeta. but, WTH IS GOING ON
Loki: which part is so confusing?
Katniss: PRIM U GOT PREGNANT?
Peeta: UR SON TRIED TO TAKE OVER CHINA
Tris: did no one else notice THAT THEY'RE ON THE RUN
Christina: oh plz! we're always on the run
Gale: ttrrruuuu
Tobias: Im worried about the fact that they came to US
Finnick: im worried about the fact THAT LOKI WOULD RATHER CONQUER ENGLAND FIRST. LIKE BRUH, GO BIG OR GO HOME
Loki: I like you midguardian
Finnick: I really try.
Prim: EVERYONE SHUT UP AND WE'LL EXPLAIN
Loki: OK. So, yes, i did get Prim preggers
Tobias: nniicceee
Gale: loki, ur my hero
Tris & Christina: *slaps them*
Loki: anyway, we had a beautiful son, whom i named Ikol.
Katniss: who tf names a child "ikol?"
Peeta: .....its obvious why he did it though
Tris: umm...no its not
Finnick: bruh, it's his name backwards
Prim: wth is a "bruh?"
Gale: BACK TO THE POINT
Loki: thank you. so, Ikol just recently tried to take over China, when i wasnt looking. And he succeeded
Tris: How old is he?
Prim: .....9 months.
Finnick: BRUH
Christina: :S
Loki: he succeeded, until this party pooper made him give up his glorious reign
Prim: WE WERE BEING HUNTED ALREADY, WE DIDNT NEED A BOUNTY ON OUR BACKS
Loki: so, as we fled the country, Prim decided that i wasn't fit to watch our child after that incident. So, we brought him here
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