Eddie Munson One shots

Eddie Munson coping in the heat -headcannon

Warning :None rlly ,just Eddie looking so fucking hot (excuse my French )when he's sweaty
Summary :What Eddie would be like during the summer

-When it came to Eddie and the heat ..well ..he couldn't really cope .Maybe it was because it meant he couldn't wear his usual dark clothing and had to put on something reasonably summery ,or because he'd have to tie up his lushious long hair .

But what was the worst for Eddie was his trailer.

-Due to it not having any air conditioning ,the boy would often just walk around with some sort of pajama bottoms or joggers sitting low on his waste .His top half would be naked,his tattoos on full display whilst a cigarette dangled from his lip .

-He'd lay on the couch sucking on an ice lolly the whole afternoon with multiple fans blaring at him .Sometimes he'd be so hot you'd sit behind him and hold his hair up for him ,eventually you'd force him to tie it up ,wich he wouldn't be very happy about .

"No y/n I'd rather roast then tie it up "

"I just don't like it "

Sometimes if he was in a good mood he'd let you properly tie it up.Instead of a loose bun ,a little plait or something or other .

-When Eddie was hot he'd be moody and tired .So tired .Often or not he'd lay in bed till 2 or 3 in the afternoon just sleeping .Sometimes you'd stay with him but the laziness got the worst of you and you always had to get up and be productive .You'd come visit him later on ,occasionally dragging him up .
"Come on Ed let's go out "
"No it's too hot "

He'd end up pulling you into a sleepy hug in the bed ,the two of you getting tangled underneath the sheets .

-Now if the two of you did manage to go out in the heat ,Eddie would refuse to wear shorts ,always wearing some sort of joggers .He would go out without a top though to your annoyance .

Two things would either happen ,sometimes both do happen .

First thing would be that he would get burnt (this man didn't believe in sun cream ,you'd have to pin him down to put it on ),this would end up in you having to rub his back with cold after sun wich he'd be very mardy about .Then he'd use the fact he got burn as an excuse to say he shouldn't go out ever again .

"The sun just doesn't like me y/n "

"No you don't like the sun Ed "

The second thing would be that any girl that walked past wouldn't constantly gawk at your boyfriend .You'd be holding his hand and they'd still stare .There's even been the odd girl from school who suddenly found the local "freak" hot .

"Oh my god I didn't realize he had tattoos "often or not they'd say .

It would always rall you and Eddie could tell when you got all flustered .At first he'd chuckle at your jealously but afterwards reassure you he was yours ,pulling you into him by the waist.

"Stop stressing sweetheart ,I'm not going anywhere "

-Another thing that in some sense was a pro of Eddie in the heat was how fit he looked .Wether it be the thin layer of sweat he had that made his skin and muscles glow or the slightly rosy cheeks he'd have ,he looked stunning .

Often he'd catch you staring at him ,a grin playing at his lips before the two of you would get frisky .Ed was just as good in bed ,possible even better as the heat made him angry and let's say ..erratic .

-Eddies amount in weed consumption would increase hugely ,mainly because he couldn't relax in the heat .Sometimes you'd join him but it would just depend on the day .The two of you ended up looking like crazy hipsters.

But that was ok .

-When the sun began to set and the streets began to cool slightly,Eddie would take the two of you on long drives ,blasting the smiths as his hair (that was still in a bun )flew in the wind ,the framing bits getting on his nerves .

"Sweetheart why did you leave out all these bits ,their getting in my eyes "

"Eddie it's called fashion"

He'd take you into the woods for a walk ,across the beach ,to a fairground .Anywhere you wanted .
Usually on the way back you'd end up stopping off at a fast food place ,hunger taking over both of you .Of course finishing off with an ice cream .
Eddie adored ice cream .
Chocolate was his favorite and that was it .
He never changed his mind ,stuck to that option for life .He's the same with sandwiches ,always ham and lettuce with ready salted crisps shoved in between .

Such a strange boy .

-If you weren't driving you were skating ,despite the fact you weren't very good ,Eddie persevered in helping you ride his skateboard .He'd have one hand on the small of your back whilst your arms were dangled out to balance yourself .

"That's it your getting the hang of it now "

He'd jinx it and the next minute you'll of nearly landed flat on your butt ,thankfully Eddies arms were there to catch you just before you hit the ground .

-If he wasn't teaching you how to skate ,he'd be teaching you how to play the guitar .You'd sit on Eddies lap ,his hands over yours as you practiced all the chords .Yes you messed up .
A lot .
But he wasn't bothered ,he found it cute the way your little fingers played the wrong notes .You'd lean your head back into his chest once you'd had enough ,one hand over your head .He'd lay there and cuddle you for a while before playing the song he'd been trying to teach you .

"See easy peasy "

"Shush "

-Lastly ,when it came to the heat,one way of cooling down for the two of you was the lake less than a mile away .Wether it be in the day or at sunset ,you always made an effort to go during the week .Usually you'd piss around splashing each other in the water ,you'd pretend to play mermaids (can never be too old for that )before Eddie would wrap his arms around your waste, kissing you passionately .

The make out session would turn into another kind of session whilst you were back at the trailer 😏

"Look at you ,dripping wet "

"Fuck Eddie "

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A/N :Hello ,this wasn't a request but I thought it was kind of a cute idea especially since in England rn it's very hot ! Thanks for all the requests I'm getting to them ASAP.What did you think ?