Danganronpa ship one shots

Willy Wonka Jr!

[ Rantaro is online]

Rantaro: EVERYBODY GET YOUR ASSES TO THE COMMON ROOM I HAVE SOMETHING FOR ALL OF YOU

Miu: YOU FICKIKG GAYASS DO NOT

Rantaro: YOU CANT STOP ME

Shuichi: what's going on?....

Miu: DONT GO TO THE COMMON ROOM

Rantaro: NO WAIT PLEASE DO COME ITS IMPORTANT TO ME

Kaede: If we go then would you two shut the fuck up?

Rantaro: YES!

Kaede: ok fine then, everyone common room

Miu: NOOOO

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"Alright Amami, what was so important?-
wait where is he?" Kaede looked around trying to spot the boy.

"I told you not to come!" Miu exclaimed as music begun

{cue pure imagination from willy wonka jr here.}

"Come with me~, and you'll be in a world! of pure imagination, take a look and you'll see into your~ imagination!"

Rantaro stepped into the room wearing a very long hat and walking with a cane walking very slowly.

"GOD FUCK NOO" miu screamed sitting down devastated

"What the fuck?-" Kaito looked at Rantaro who kept singing

"If you want to see paradise, simply look around and view it! anything you want to do it~ want to change the world? there's nothing to it~"

the rest sat down and watched Rantaro sing they were all confused, but stayed silent trying to see how far that'll go.

"Hello friends! I am willy wonka the greatest candy maker of all time!"

"He's high again" Murmured Kokichi to Kaito which then gave a long "aaah" as it all came together.

"I want to get out of here so badly"

"They'll be no more chocolate ripples or chocolate tipples chocolate truffles or chocolate ruffles chocolate kisses for sweet young misses"

"then why the fuck don't you just leave?"
Snapped Kaito getting tired of hearing Miu's complains.

"Cause Gonta is blocking the fucking door!" Miu pointed at the door showing Gonta watching Rantaro sing while denying anyone to exit out of respect.

Kaito groaned and looked back on the stage to notice that Rantaro was doing a different song.

"The candy man makes everything he makes satisfying and delicious, talk about your childhood wishes~, you can even eat the dishes!" Rantaro did a weird little dance as he did so, he sure did look stupid, but once again he was high as balls and nothing could stop him from doing whatever the hell he was doing.

Angie started clapping tears forming in her eyes.

"Is she fucking serious?-" Kokichi turned to look at Angie who was clapping and cheering at Rantaro while he maintained the last long note of the song.

Rantaro started acting as he was holding a microphone and made it sound like he was one of those news reporters.

"A one man show..." Korekiyo said quietly to himself as he stared at rantaro.

"Ve give him fruit juice for breakfast plus melons und mangos und cereals, bananas, and cream!"

Rantaro sang in a funny accent.