Danganronpa ship one shots

If *I* was in drv3

(I'm bored this is chaotic send help and this is a oumasai one shot )

Class trail one:

"Okay...WHO THE FUCK KILLED MY BABY?" Everyone in the class trail flinched. "Wait baby? You two were dating?" "What?!? No!! He's my son you bitches."
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I would laugh at kaedes execution and flip her off. "Why are you laughing?" "One death, two she killed my baby" "what's wrong with you?" "See someone agrees with me!!" Kokichi screamed and hugged me, I picked him up. "I only know Kokichi for a day and half but if something happens to him I'm killing everyone in the room and then myself" with that I friend on my heel and ran away with Kokichi in my arms.

Class trail two:

"Okay he was weird so who killed him?" The discussion begun, "mommy kirumi, was it you?" "M-Me" "Yeah, according to what I remember you were the last one with him and I'm sure Himiko would have been way to shaky to kill him" and I was right mommy kirumi killed the jail boy.
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"RUN MOMMY KIRUMI!!!" Kirumi ran, she climbed that thorn string and fell down. "Mommy kirumi..." I cried myself to sleep that night.
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Class trail five:

"Okay...WHO KILLED MY OTHER CHILDREN?" Again everyone flinched. "*my name* calm down" I huffed and the argument began. "Korekiyo, you were the only one that matched my level of weirdness why?" Korekiyo laughed and his execution began. "Well I guess I can't say 'let his soul burn in hell' now"
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Class trail four:

"That horny bitch died...wow I knew she was partly dumb but dying in your own game?" I silently laughed but turned serious again.
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"I guess you aren't that innocent after all gonta" tears streamed down my face as I watched the that huge ass bee kill him.
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Free time before class trail five:

"MAKI!!" "What?" "If I give you five mono coins....would you step on my face?" "Why?" "Because I want someone to step on me or hurt me so I know I haven't gone numb already" "do you wanna die" "YES!! Kill me!!" "No." I pouted and turned to Shuichi. "Can you hit me?" "W-What" "I'll give you my mono coins if you step on me" "I-I rather not" "why?-oh maybe Kokichi might agree." Before the two could reply I screamed. "KOKICHI!!!" Kokichi came running from the hallway. "What?" "I'll give you five mono coins and I'll let you step on me."

"I'm not some five dollar hooker, you should have asked Miu while she was alive" "fuck you" Kokichi walked out of the room, I turned to kaito. "No" I pouted and gave him puppy eyes. "Put your hand on the floor" "yay!" I did as told and he stepped on my hand. "Yep I haven't gone numb yet, yay! Thanks luminary of the stars."
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Before the body discovery:

I grabbed maki's neck from behind "shoot my son one more fucking time and I'll break your neck" "moron! They would see" "I don't give a fuck, I already called the others so don't even try running away" I let go of maki's neck she turned around and launched herself at me. I pushed her off, Kaito helped Kokichi out of there probably going to call for help. Maki tried to shoot her last arrow at me but I moved away, we started fighting fist to fist. I avoided every punch she sent me with my arms gaining bruises, I kicked her ankle making her fall down.

In stormed the rest looking at out fight, "Maki-roll please st-" Maki took out a knife out of her skirt and stabbed me in the arm. "You Bitch" i yoinked the knife out of her hand and slapped her hard. Maki got another knife out and stabbed my other arm, "well if this is what self harm feels like I surely don't like it" Maki stabbed my leg making me fall down to the floor. "If you kill me now everyone will know it's you, maki~" maki shot a glare at me and walked out of there. Kokichi came running to me hugging me and helping me up.
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Sometime passed, we still had time to kill each other. I was at the bathroom doing nothing just standing there, I felt someone behind me so I quickly turned around finding tsumugi with a sharp knife on her hand. "What did I do?" Tsumugi glared at me ready to move her hand, I kicked her on the leg making her fall down. I took the knife from her and killed her, I hid her body and went on a hunt for the others. First was Himiko she was alone so I quickly stabbed her from behind making sure not too leave blood on the floor, I hid her body and went for Kaito. "Hey? Is that blood?!" Before he could respond I stabbed him in the heart, I hid his body and went for maki the hardest one.

"What do you think you're doing?" I looked down at the floor acting to be crying, maki got closer to my trying to see if I'm crying or not. I stabbed her heart and hid her body, "*my name*?" Kiibo stood there shocked as hell, before the body discovery announcement sounded I stabbed kiibo some tears in my eyes. "I'm sorry kiibo" I hid his body with maki's and went to the dining hall. "If I kill my self Kokichi and Shuichi could survive and live happily." So I stabbed my heart.
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After discovering all the bodies:

"Congratulations Kokichi ouma and Shuichi Saihara have graduated form hopes peak high school" the two boys looked at each other shocked. "I'll tell you what happened, so tsumugi tried killing *me* so she killed everyone else and herself" "w-why would she do that?" "Remember the rules, the game ends when there's only two people" Kokichi threw himself to the floor crying screaming 'Baka' at my corpse. "You two are getting out" monokuma lead the boys to the exit. "Wait who was the mastermind?" "Tsumugi shirogane, now bye bye!" The two boys left and went to a close by park.

"Saihara-kun now that we are out of *there* I want to tell you something" "What is it?" "I love you!" "Kokichi.. that's the biggest lie you have told" "s-Saihara-kun" Kokichi started to cry, Shuichi then realize that Kokichi wasn't lying. "You really love me?" "Y-yes" Shuichi smiled and pulled Kokichi into a kiss. The two lived together and went to therapy, they stayed together until they died.

(Ah yes yandere simulator flashbacks, so yeah that'll pretty much happen. I actually will be behind maki's ass all the time just to make sure she doesn't kill my Kokichi)