✿☆*To the Moon and Back*☆✿ -- Hanako-Kun x Fem!Reader --

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Y/n kicked the bathroom door down, startling everyone

Hanako smiled widely, putting his cards down, and was about to get up to hug her when she suddenly screamed: "WHERE'S MY FUCKING BRACELET?!!"

Everyone blinked before Yashiro spoke up. "Y/n, can you say that more kindly?"

Y/n smiled angrily. "May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING. BRACELET!!??"

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"Chillax!" Y/n exclaimed at Akane, who happened to be clenching his fists as someone flirts with Aoi.

"Chillax isn't even a word." He mumbles.

Y/n deadpans. "Sometimes the people who deny 'chillax', need to chillax the most."

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Hanako stands on the window sill. "Swear words are now banned. If you say one, you'll be fined."

Y/n smiles innocently. "Heck."

Hanako furrows his eyebrows, turning to her. "You're on thin fucking ice."

Y/n smirks evilly and winks at him.

Hanako blushes while looking away. "Shit."

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Y/n runs into the room where everyone is. "Help! How do I ask a boy out?!"

Tsukasa looks at her. "Hmmm. I got one! Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what? My bed has room for two." He smirks.

"God! No!!" Y/n exclaims.

Yashiro smirks before starting, "Twinkle twinkle little star~ we can do 'it' in a car~."

"Stop it!!" She covers her face.

Hanako enters the room with a smirk. "Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream~. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily," He wraps his arms around her waist, moving to her ear. "I can make you scream~." His smirk grows wider.

Kou sweatdrops. "I feel like that last one is verging dangerously into 'serial killer territory'."

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Yashiro: Sometimes, you just feel like the squashed granola bar at the bottom of every purse or backpack.

Y/n: You're right. No matter what you look like, you're still a snack that people are grateful for when they realize that you're there.

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Amane: Sleeping is nice, because you're not actually dead, and you're not awake so it's a win-win situation.

Tsukasa: It's like being dead without the commitment.

Past Y/n: An open relationship with death.

Amane: Death with benefits.

Past Y/n: An one night stand?

Tsukasa(before violence-): Okay, can we stop making sleeping depressing...?