"Wakey wakey time for breakfast," Oh, thank fuck Lubbo's waking me up today.
Flashback.
"Ow! What the fuck was that for!?" Mine had just slapped the shit outta me.
"You weren't waking up," that smirk entails devious transgressions.
"I'm a very light sleeper. What'd you do? Lightly wave your hand in front of my face?"
"Yeah, how'd you know?" this fucking pink pussy(literal).
"You're a right cunt, ya know that?"
Flashback end.
Flashback V2
"GOOD MORNING TEAM!!"
"For the love of all that is good, shut the fuck up!" I throw a pillow at Seryu.
"I appreciate the enthusiasm!" the more she smiles the more I feel like committing seppuku.
"Appreciate Deez Nuts," goddamnit Lubbo.
I crack a smile at the childish joke.
Flashback V2 end.
And now we're at breakfast. Does my body go on, like, autopilot when that happens or something? Because I do not remember getting out of bed.
"Oh, you're back," Lubbo observes.
Wait... "back"?
"Did you just say that I'm 'back'?"
"Yeah, you spaced out and your eyes went all blank," huh, so that's what happens.
Anyway, the day is boring, as usual.
Port's class? Boring.
Oobleck's? Snorefest
Goodwitch's? Better than the rest.
Peach's? I actually don't remember.
The rest? Who cares?
Narrator.
Y/N is walking toward Ozpin's office in his combat gear with both of his swords on his back.
"You ready, partner?" Incursio asks.
"Just killing a dude, nothing special," Y/N shrugs. "As long as I get paid, I'm ready for anything."
"What if he tries to scam us?"
"Shit, you're right. I gotta get paid before anything else," Y/N strokes his chin. "Eh, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it."
Y/N and Incursio enter the elevator and ride it up to the top, being welcomed by Professor Goodwitch.
"Oh, Mr. L/N. Good evening," Goodwitch greets.
"Evening, Professor," Y/N gives a curt nod before walking into Ozpin's office. "Yo, Ozpin."
"Ah, Mr. Oath, are you ready?" Ozpin asks.
"Probably not, but eh, money is money," Y/N shrugged.
"Speaking of your payment, I should have it ready by the time you're finished," Ozpin looks into Y/N's eyes.
"Cool, so are you gonna give me an address, or am I gonna have to hunt for a Faunus tonight?" Y/N asks.
Ozpin chuckled. "The Bullhead I have prepared for you has everything you'll need."
"Then... why I am here? Why not just send me that way? Was it for banter? So that I can see that hot piece of ass Goodwitch?" Y/N asks.
"Oh, that was because I wanted to show you this," Ozpin presses a button under his desk to reveal a hologram of his version of Incursio's armor... but a little more streamlined. "Incursio Mk. 2."
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The Silver Dragon of Beacon (RWBY X Male Reader but it's an Isekai harem book)
FanfictionRWBY X Male reader but you're an appropriately powered Isekai hero Whilst on a walk Mark Oath is attacked by a girl he rejected earlier that day and is sadly killed, but what's this? A sleep-deprived kid wearing way too much grey saying he's God? Re...
