•·.·Mala Sauce's POV·.·•
Of course, we won
Madeleine put his sword back in his sheath and glared at the cookies
"Gonna tell us where Espresso is now?" I asked
"No" One of them said
"Listen. One of Espresso and I's adoptive parents is a dragon. I will get said dragon to beat the shit out of you"
"Oh please. That dragon adopted two cookies. There's no way it would hurt any"
"How foolish"
"I'll go get Pitaya" Madeleine said
Then he teleported away
After a bit, Madeleine came back with Pitaya
"You have 5 sssecondsss to tell usss where Essspressso isss" They said
"No" One of the cookies said
Then Pitaya turned into a dragon
They immediately got scared and told us where Espresso was
"Wasss it that hard?" Pitaya asked while turning back to their cookie form
"Whatever" One of the cookies said
"Should we kill them?" I asked
Before anyone could answer, they teleported away
"Damn. Cowards" Madeleine said
"We should hurry" I said
"Oh yeah. Everyone grab on to my arm, I'll teleport"
•·.·Espresso's POV·.·•
I tried not to sob as Steak Bowl continued to make me uncomfortable
This went on until we heard the door downstairs get kicked open
We just stared at my door
"The fuck??" Steak Bowl muttered
I kicked her off me
"I hope it's the fbi so they can come get your annoying ass" I scoffed
"WHERE ARE THEY??" I heard Madeleine exclaim
"MADELEINE" I exclaimed
"That's your boyfriend?" Steak Bowl scoffed
"No it's my favorite pizza delivery man. OF COURSE ITS MY BOYFRIEND YOU TURD"
"Well too bad! You're forever gonna be mine"
"FUCK OFF"
"KISS ME ALREADY"
She tried leaning in for a kiss
As soon as I pushed her away, Madeleine entered
"I'm the victim" Steak Bowl said in defense
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Pistanthrophobia
Fanfiction(cover image isnt mine. idk who made it tbh) i need to stop making espresseleine fanfics whatever. at least this might be my last one also, espresso will be nonbinary in this story bc i wanna project. they will use they/them pronouns ...
