Ever since Jack had started working at Fazbenders, he's always had an eerie feeling about a purple man called Dave. He always saw Dave as a rebel towards the company, always in hiding, always doing things that the company were against, and, as a result, getting in trouble with his phone-headed boss. Jack had always knew that associating with Dave meant trouble so he kept his distance from him, and continued working and doing as his boss told him to. As long as he wasn't in trouble, this place would seem tolerable - at least, that's what he thought.
Ultimately, things were bound to change.
Naturally, Dave had also been keeping an eye on this tangerine man and since he had started working here, he had become a sort of opportunity for Dave to take, he could, perhaps, maybe help him with his deeds and therefore, ruining the company in all its "glory". He had to take a chance, when push come to shove, Dave had no choice but to confront the man, no matter how unwilling he was going to be to do his disturbing deeds.
As time passed on (slowly but surely), Dave had finally approached the orange man, asking for his help. Jack had already knew this was going to be something that would definitely disrupt his sort of tolerable work life in the pizzeria but decided to hear him out. Swiftly, Dave took Jack's hand and lead him to the saferoom, where he committed his deeds: killing kids. The aubergine explained his ridiculously demanding plan: to kill kids, shut down the pizzeria and go to Vegas. After wondering all this time why Dave was so against this franchise, he was profoundly disappointed, the tangerine thought the company may have done something bad in the past or have some epic backstory about how the company maybe hurt Dave personally. Seriously, what did Jack really think? (or did he really think at all) . Did this pizza place have such lore? (Yes, but this is different, uh anyways-). Since Jack had the power of making his own decisions, he declined and carried on with his day, this proved to Jack that Dave was practically a mad man and quickly exited the saferoom. Jack's exact thoughts were: "are you kidding me? Killing kids just to go to Vegas? He must be out of his mind!" He just shrugged his thoughts off and pretended that interaction never happened.
Dave wouldn't let this slide, not by a mile.
The next day, Dave decided to become a menace towards Jack and annoyed him for the entire day while he worked. Dave insulted him in front of both the guests and employees of the pizzeria, as you could tell, his boss was livid. He continued slandering the tangerine man, being as bold as he could, he wanted Jack to hear every word, even shouting at Jack's face that he was a "wuss" and a "loser", and not being able to "handle one simple task". The kiddin murderer continued to trash-talk Jack until his breaking point, but is also slowly fall for this man while doing this,no idea why, but in return, Jack insulted him back and both the tangerine and aubergine man parted ways.
Their disputes continued to the point of where both employees and customers were complaining, and after a week of complaints (don't ask how they could carry this on for a week), their phone-headed boss called them both in, so early, that the pizzeria was still closed, and decided to discuss their arguments. As you could tell, this didn't exactly work out and they ignored their boss and continued in their disputes. Finally, Phoney had lost it and shouted at the two to just apologise and not bring personal matters into the work place and were thus, kicked out of the pizzeria. Both men tiredly walked outside and looked at each other for a split second and looked the other way. Jack began to walk home but unexpectedly, Dave had stopped him and took a deep breath and sighed, "hey, I'm sorry I said all those things about you, I mean, you ARE a wuss, not being able to handle killing kiddins, but, I guess there's a good reason behind that.." Dave once again looked the other way and waited for a response. Jack stayed silent then promptly replied: "uh, yea.. but, I guess, you carry on doing your own thing", Jack paused "it IS non of my business anyways, sorry for.. shouting back at you". Secretly, Jack had also fancied the purple man, these feelings started when Dave had took his hand and lead him to the saferoom, he felt some sort of warmth in his body at that moment. Despite his weird obsession with shutting down the pizzeria by killing kids, he amazingly let it slide, and so, with that, Jack walked home. The tangerine man was quite literally (and quietly) begging for Dave to come back, becoming sad enough that they hadn't been able to fully reconcile with eachother. As the orange man continued to walk along the pavement, he heard hasty footsteps coming towards him, he looked back momentarily and felt Dave peck his cheek and then ran a million miles an hour away from Jack, Jack touched his cheek, smiled and continued his journey home. Maybe he wasn't THAT bad.
A/N: whoopsies, forgot to tell you guys I went on a trip for the last two weeks and I couldn't write stuff until then, but now I'm back, so hopefully there will be more stories being produced, glad to (again) be back on the davesport grind :D
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Mini Davesport Stories
ФанфикMini stories of davesport I come up with very late at night, expect many grammar mistakes and stuff.