Mini Davesport Stories

And they were roommates

How the hell did this happen.. why was he here?? - let's find out!

As we all know, Jack and Dave work in the same pizzeria with the same boss, same colleagues, same animatronics, but with different roles and are (in their own way) uncontrollable forces, and we all know what happens when one of the same force is against another, they repel (haha bit of physics for ya, I think? moving on-). So yes, they hated each other, and I mean hated, each other, with a passion. They always found a reason to fight with each other, whether it'd be petty or  (at least, a bit) reasonable, whenever they were in the same room, tension filled the air, you would probably be crushed by how stuffy the room became. Obviously, you get how much they despised the other, guess what was even more of a problem-

After the tangerine man luckily managed to get through his shift (almost) without any problems, he was ready for a good night's sleep in his nice cozy bed inside his apartment- oh wait, what is this..? More stuff, more clothes, more boxes? Unless he ordered some random stuff on Amazon (again?), there was no reason for extra stuff to be on the floor, he just cleaned the place up yesterday. Jack started inspecting his apartment left, right and centre, he literally had no clue why someone else's stuff would be here in the first place.. oh. A flashbulb literally appeared on top of the orange man's head, his apartment could hold two people, which means, he had a roommate? "I wonder who this 'roommate' of mine is.." Jack thought, and as Jack thinks, Jack does, and so, he became nosy and looked through the boxes, carefully opening them, but only with a slight and small cut. Huh, purple was all that could be seen, with a touch of black, and some orange (get it?-), "wait, does this mean what I think this means..?" Jack questioned, yes indeed Jack, yes it is. As well as having to deal with the annoying aubergine at work, he had to deal with him in his own home, that's right, his own home - Jack moved out of his home just to try a new setting (sorry, couldn't think of anything else, but it seems Jack-ish), and so he resolved to moving in an apartment, in a big city, just to be faced with another issue (other than the pizzeria).

Every single day, the orange coloured corpse awoke to an unwanted and unwelcome roommate, just as insufferable as he is in work, it seems he hasn't changed, even in a more chilled environment, still chaotic as ever, almost managing to burn down the kitchen at times. After just a few days of the aubergine man just being in the same space as his mortal enemy, Jack complained to his landlord, and despite the many protests he gave on his part, the landlord refused to do anything and said to just "live with it". "Live with it?" Jack thought, "if I live with it, I don't think I'll be able to LIVE for much longer!". But maybe.. not for long!The tangerine's genius Einstein brain thought up of a plan, if this purple guy didn't want to leave, he'd have to make him leave, how you ask? Well.. if Dave was going to be annoying, so should Jack; fighting fire with fire seemed like a good idea at the time. Jack tried being just as annoying at the aubergine man was, playing a trumpet in his ear, almost burning down the kitchen, making a mess in the house  (which did end up in Jack cleaning it up since Dave didn't care), placing a whoopy cushion on Dave's chair, blasting ridiculously loud noises in his room (probably like blasting that sound where the clown's nose makes a honking sound, or 2012 memes, you name it, Jack's probably already done it. And clearly, it did not work, yes, Dave was infuriating, but also learned to deal with Jack's annoyingness, in fact, he was more impressed that Jack could even replicate his style of continual annoyance, once Jack noticed that his tactic wasn't working, he gave up, almost immediately. The tangerine decided to talk to his roommate, civilly, which was impossible but was worth a try, so Jack hesitantly went over to Dave's room (or side of the house, depends on the area-), and finally, managed to talk out a middle ground for the both of them, and even made a schedule so one couldn't annoy the other, honestly, this felt more like a peace treaty, but with an added twist: Jack was smitten for his all time rival. The orange corpse man had no idea why he would ever adore his chaotic roommate, or even remotely have feelings for the guy, it was impossible! How the hell could he fall for the guy who caused all the trouble he had to clean up himself?! Naturally, Jack wasn't planning on telling him anytime soon, but, unfortunately for Jack, Dave had this sort of feeling that something was up with his (maybe) tolerable roommate, Jack was acting strange, and Dave was partly worried for his colleague. Remarkably, he chose to acknowledge Jack's existence for once (reasonably and not annoying him), and asked him what was wrong. Jack's response? Just completely ignoring the ourple man's concern, he asked a second time, therefore, getting ignored yet again. I mean, Jack WAS making breakfast, maybe he hadn't the time to talk? But it was sort of unreasonable since he can talk and multitask, when Dave (once again) did not get a response, he unexpectedly hugged Jack from behind, earning a slight gasp from the tangerine and a completely flushed face, of course, Dave couldn't see since he was behind him (the man behind the other reference-), "what's wrong, dear roommate?" Dave asked, grinning slightly, "n-nothing, stay off me" Jack responded, almost barely managing to say what he wanted to say, "I want an answer, now". Silence ensues for a few awkward minutes.. (pff, I guess so why not, it's kinda like a play, carrying onn) "Well, I tried, I guess there's no sort of use of me talking to you" Dave let go of his roommate and left, giving up on his attempt of reconciliation. Once Jack saw Dave had left, he let out a massive sort of squeal and covered his face in embarrassment, then, he heard the door open, "I heard that, thank you for finally giving me an answer~" Dave smirked and actually left the apartment. Jack fell to the ground in disbelief "u-unbelievable.."

A/N: AAAA HIIII I PROMISE IM NOT DEAD!! IM VERY SORRY FOR KOT UPDATING THIS FANFIC IN GOD KNOWS HOW LONG UGHH I FEEL SO BADDDD! I KNOW ITS PRACTICALLY A COMMON EXCUSE BUT SCHOOL HAS ME LITERALLY BY THE NECK RN, TURNS OUT HIGHER EDUCATION IS HARDER (obviously, bruhhh, how dumb can I be-) SO YEA, I ACTUALLY HAVE TO STUDY PROPERLY AND ACTUALLY TRY AND FIX MY SLEEP SCHEDULE, LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE, BUT ANYWAYS, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BEAR WITH ME, I WILL UPDATE THIS AGAIN, eventually.. (hopefully you enjoyed this fanfic ;-;)