Dobby X Harry Styles

The Escape 🏃‍♀️

Dobby awoke in his shoe box. The smell of foot fungus filling his massive nostrils. Dobby gagged at the funky smell.

Is this really what I'm doing with my life? Dobby thought to himself. His master, Lucius Malfoy, threw open the shoe box, whip in hand.

"Get your lazy ass up peasant." He growled, whipping Dobby on his thicc ass.

"Y-y-y-y-yes master." Dobby whimpered. He clambered out of the crusty shoebox and began to mop the floors with his thick devilish tongue. Lucius's fat son, Draco, entered the room. He was obviously eating a piece of cake.

"Make me fucking breakfast you stupid goofy ass gremlin." He said, his mouth filled with cake.

"Y-y-y-y-yes Draco." Dobby responded.

"YOU MUST ADRESS ME AS MASTER!" He yelled, slapping Dobby's hard ass with his chubby hand. Dobby squealed and scampered into the attic. He began to cry. Is this really what he wanted. Dobby packed up his things and opened the window. But not before shitting on Lucius's bed like Amber Heard.

He hopped out the window to freedom. He ran as fast as his bony legs could carry him. He saw Lucius on his broom, heading toward Dobby, missile in hand.

"GET BACK HERE YOU FAT FUCKER!" Lucius yelled, firing his missile at Dobby. Luckily, that fat slut Lucius had shit aim, so he missed Dobby and hit a house. Dobby flipped him off and started to fly using magical fairy dust. Dobby sprouted wings and flew as fast as he could away from Lucius.

Lucius fired again, but fucking missed bcs hes stupid asf. Lucius fired another missile at Dobby. Hell naw Dobby was sick of this shit. He grabbed the missile out of the air and threw it back at Lucius, exploding him.

Chunks of flesh rained from the sky as Dobby laughed gleefully. Too bad the flesh landed on preschoolers on the playground. Dobby laughed harder when he heard their horrified screams. Then he heard a loud boom. He turned around and saw Draco the fat ass approaching him. His broom was nearly as big and thick as Dobbys schlong.

Dobby shot Draco with his pp lasers, killing him. He landed on the ground, making the neighborhood shake.

Dobby cried tears of joy. He had done it. He had escaped (and killed) the Malfoys. But one thought escaped his brain. Where would he go?