Friday The 14th 🪓

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by Braedy39282
by Braedy39282
                                        
                                                  Dobby was so tired of Hogwarts. He decided to go to Camp Diamond Lake so he could kill more bitches. He took his private jet and flew to the camp. A counselor named Jenny greeted him. 
"Hey Dobby! I love your music!" 
"Who the fuck are you? Get the hell away from me your name is Jenny #redflag" 
Dobby bought his own cabin leaving 11 campers homeless for the entire summer. He decided to go glamping so he pulled out his walk in closet and bathroom. Soon it was time for dinner. Dobby didn't have to eat any of that shit camp food thank god. He had bought his own section of the mess hall and had a private chef and servants. 
"Dobby! Come sit with us!" shouted a 12 year old girl wearing a shirt that said "I Love Dobby!" on it. I signed her booty cheek and then moved on. 
Soon after dinner, Dobby had to go to this shitty cult thing called campfire. Dobby assumed it was where you sacrificed the nine year olds in the fire, but that did not happen. Instead they sang songs about Jesus! Dobby could not let this happen. 
"Excuse me Jenny, I have a song to sing." Dobby grabbed the guitar and ripped off Jenny's lips. Then he started to sing. 
Fuck out my way when you see me
I'm rollin' with the LGBT
Fuck out my way when you see me
I'm rollin' with the LGBT
I'm rollin' with the LGBT
I'm rollin' with the LGBT
Lookin' like we belong on TV
I'm rollin' with the LGBT
Too cool for this shit, look at my body language
Shit on everything, I need some potty training
Money missing, had to ask him, "Where the rest, dummy?"
(Where it's at?) Before I call my bitches up, they say "yes, hunty"
(You know it)
Judge one of the studs, they gone bring some thugs (ya)
Judge one of my drags, catch a heel up yo' ass (uh-oh)
Don't judge a lesbian, 'cause she don't want you back, man (woo)
Judge one of the gays, they drag you from Z to A (they will)
And shout out to the bi's, you ain't gotta pick a side (nope)
And if you in the closet, shorty, you ain't gotta hide (come out)
Gotta make these bitches sick when they see you (What?)
And if a bitch want beef, give her beef stew (yup, yup)
Stripper right in front of me, I hope she washed her ass (you know it)
She looking at my fine gays, but they don't wanna smash (nope)
Know they 'bout to act a fool, time is past due
Then the gays hop on stage, like, "I can shake my ass too."
Fuck out my way when you see me
I'm rollin' with the LGBT
Fuck out my way when you see me
I'm rollin' with the LGBT
I'm rollin' with the LGBT
I'm rollin' with the LGBT
Lookin' like we belong on TV
I'm rollin' with the LGBT
Fashion wise, they don't play (no, boy)
When they step out, they gone slay
I'm talkin' tight jeans, good hygienes
Mothafuckas stay fleek everyday, yeah (We fleek!)
Fuck with them, you better run off
No skydivers, gone jump off
No pun intended, hoes offended
'Cause they see we flyer than flight attendants
Do a hair flip, then I dip (then I dip)
In the strip club throwing tips
In V.I.P., I'm 'bout to buy more
'Cause life too short, like hype sports
Tissue in my bra, bitch, gone head (gone head)
Bad bitch, and I got long legs (long legs)
Ass super plump, full of cornbread
I shut a bitch up like a phone dead
Fuck out my way when you see me
I'm rollin' with the LGBT
Fuck out my way when you see me
I'm rollin' with the LGBT
I'm rollin' with the LGBT
I'm rollin' with the LGBT
Lookin' like we belong on TV
I'm rollin' with the LGBT
I'm rollin' with the LGBT
I'm rollin' with the LGBT
Jenny had a horrified look on her face. 
"Shoutout to Jenny you homophobic bitch!" Dobby flipped off Jenny and shoved an axe in her face. All the kids started to scream and run. Of course he hunted them down. He tied each of them up and threw them into the fire. In total he burned/axed 200 kids. He took his private helicopter and flew away, but not before bombing the camp.