The Beginning of Love 🌹

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by Braedy39282

by Braedy39282

Dobby began to get nervous around Harry. Whenever Harry gazed at him, he would feel hot and start to blush. Harry's hazel orbs were so beautiful, especially in the sun. Harry was busy a lot, as he was touring the country and was always at a concert. But one day...

"Hey fucking goofy looking bitch ass hoe." Harry said in his usual cheerful tone. Dobby's 90 inch long schlong throbbed so hard he fell down. Harry giggled as he grabbed something from his pocket.

"Harry? What is that?" Dobby asked, hoisting himself up.

"Its a pair of handcuffs." Harry said, cuffing Dobby.

"H-h-h-h-harry what are you doing?" Dobby asked.

"I want exactly what you want Dobby." Harry whispered in my ear. I groaned .

"Lets go to your bedroom." Dobby replied. Harry dragged Dobby by the schlong into his bedroom. Harry threw him onto the bed and they spent 80 hours doing the devils tango.

In the morning once they were tired, Harry got up out of the bed.

"Where are you going baby?" Dobby asked.

"I'm not your baby you dusty musty crusty rusty Gru from Despicable Me lookin stupid ugly bitch hoe." Harry said in a commanding tone. Dobby flipped off Harry.

"If you really want to know... I'm going to another concert. You can come with me if you want." Harry asked, slapping Dobby's juicy cheeks. Dobby nodded. Harry threw him out the window and they were on their way to the concert.

The ride to the stadium was so fucking long, so Dobby and Harry had another round of smexy time.

Harry was in the makeup room as Dobby was backstage. Dobby started to get bored, so he went into the snack room. After fucking up every snack in the place, he tracked down Olivia Wilde, Harry's girlfriend. Once he found her goofy ass, he shot her and her cold body fell limp. He cleaned up the body because he isn't a fucking amateur.

Dobby watched backstage as Harry wooed the audience with his beautiful voice. Then Harry gestured to Dobby.

"I would like to invite my new boyfriend Dobby onto the stage." Dobby started to shake. He wasn't very talented because he could only fucking clean shit. But Dobby grabbed a microphone like it was Harry's shlong and got his ass out on that stage.

He began to sing a very original song that went like this:

You might think I'm crazy
The way I've been cravin'
If I put it quite plainly
Just gimme them babies
So, what you doing tonight?
Better say, "Doin' you right" (yeah)
Watchin' movies, but we ain't seen a thing tonight (yeah)
I don't wanna keep you up (you up)
But show me, can you keep it up? (It up)
'Cause then I'll have to keep you up
Shit, maybe I'ma keep you up, boy
I've been drinking coffee (I've been drinking coffee)
And I've been eating healthy (and I've been eating healthy)
Know I keep it squeaky, yeah (know I keep it squeaky)
Saving up my energy (yeah, yeah, saving up my energy)
Can you stay up all night?
Fuck me 'til the daylight
34, 35 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yеah)
Can you stay up all night? (All night)
Fuck me 'til the daylight
34, 35 (yеah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
You drink it just like water (water)
You say, "It tastes like candy"
So what you doing tonight? (Tonight)
Better say, "Doin' you right" (alright)
Watchin' movies, but we ain't seen a thing tonight (yeah)
I don't wanna keep you up (you up)
But show me, can you keep it up? (It up)
'Cause then I'll have to keep you up
Shit, maybe I'ma keep you up, boy
I've been drinking coffee (said, I've been drinking coffee)
And I've been eating healthy (and I've been eating healthy)
Know I keep it squeaky, yeah (except this wine, babe)
Saving up my energy (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Can you stay up all night? (All night)
Fuck me 'til the daylight (daylight)
34, 35 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 35, babe)
Can you stay up all night? (Can you stay?)
Fuck me 'til the daylight (can you stay?)
34, 35 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh-yeah-yeah
Baby, you might need a seatbelt when I ride it
I'ma leave it open like a door, come inside it
Even though I'm wifey, you can hit it like a side chick
Don't need no side dick, no
Got the neighbors yellin', "Earthquake" (earthquake)
4.5 when I make the bed shake (bed shake)
Put it down heavy even though it's lightweight (it's lightweight)
(It's lightweight, yeah, yeah, yeah, babe)
Yeah, we started at midnight, go 'til the sunrise (sunrise)
Done at the same time (yeah)
But who's counting the time when we got it for life? (Got it for life)
I know all your favorite spots (favorite spots)
We can take it from the top (from the top)
You such a dream come true, true
Make a bitch wanna hit snooze, ooh
Can you stay up all night?
Fuck me 'til the daylight (yeah-yeah)
34, 35 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 34, 35)
Can you stay up all night? (Do you know what that mean?)
Fuck me 'til the daylight (you know what that mean)
34, 35 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Means I wanna 69 wit' ya', no shit
Math class, never was good

Dobby bowed as everyone cheered. This was the beginning of his music career.