The Revenge of Dibby 👯‍♂️

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Dobby couldn't believe it. Harry Styles?!?! Dobby was positive he tore him in half. Now Dobby has had enough. He grabbed Harry, ripped his head off, shot him, threw him off a building, stabbed him, ran him over, crushed him with a 10 ton weight, and then yanked off his weewee three times. Harry surprisingly dropped dead.

Now it was time to get down to fucking business and find Dibby.

"HEY DIBBY BITCH! COME FIND YOUR DADDY!" Dobby yelled. All of LA was in chaos. Dibby had mass murdered 1.1 million people and burned down half of LA. And Dobby was receiving hate comments because they though Dibby was Dobby!

"Hello papi." Dibby said, shooting Dobby in the arm.

"Fuck you." Dobby set off a bomb killing Dibby and blowing up an orphanage.

"Oopsie poopsie." Dobby giggled and skipped away.

Now it was time for another damn apology video.

"I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don't expect to be forgiven. I'm simply here to apologize. What we came across that day in the woods was obviously unplanned. The reactions you saw on tape were raw; they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. I want to apologize to anyone who has seen the video. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide. But most importantly I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don't deserve to be defended. The goal with my content is always to entertain; to push the boundaries, to be all-inclusive. In the world I live in, I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said I made a huge mistake. I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you."

Everyone forgave him immediately.

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