After his iconic performance at the Harry Styles concert, Dobby gained 500,000 Instagram followers. He and Harry did the dirty after the show of course. After they were done, Harry popped the question.
"Dobby, do you want to be my boyfriend?" Harry asked.
"Of course!" Dobby responded. The two shared a heated kiss. The day after, Dobby got a call from ShatBucket Records. They were so famous, they had a contract with the biggest band in pop, 5 Tione.
"Do you want to sign with us Dobby?" The woman from ShatBucket Records asked. Dobby replied, " Yes mommy."
One day later...
Dobby and Harry were lying in bed after doing the devil's tango. Dobby peeked outside the window to see a limo along with a horde of fans holding "We Love Dobby!" signs. Dobby grabbed his gucci flip flops and put on his juicy couture tracksuit. Also, he never forgot his blonde wig.
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After he signed a couple autographs, he clambered into the limo. Because he was so fucking small the limo driver couldn't see his ass so he had to put a gun to his fucking head so the fat ass limo driver could get going.
When he arrived at the recording studio, Sharon, the lady who talked to him on the phone, was waiting.
"Hello Dobby-"
"Shut the fuck up and record my damn album biatch." Dobby strutted inside the building. He decided his album was gonna be called Im So Hot Your Ugly Ass Cant Handle My Shit. When Harry pulled up, they took a break and had smeggs in the closet.
Dobby decided to go to the nearby Starbucks. He pulled up, pulled a Gru and shot everyone in line, then he ordered.
"I'd like a..... grande Carmel macchiato in a venti cup, 1/3 whole milk, 1/3 almond milk, 1/3 soy milk, double the amount of vanilla syrup, carmel wall in the cup, no carmel drizzle on top, upsidown, tall cup ice, whipped cream, rounded lid, 1 shot extra espresso (decaf), cinnamon sprinkled on top under the name of Dobby."
The Starbucks employees face erupted in shock.
"Your THE Dobby?! The one that performed at the Harry Styles concert?" The barista exclaimed.
"Yas bitch. Now stop gawking at my secxy ass and make my fucking drink."
As Dobby waited, some starstruck fans approached him.
"Dobby! I love you!" Shouted one of the fans as she ripped off her shirt and flashed Dobby. Then Harry walked in.
