Dobby watched in shock as Harry started to sing Watermelon Sugar. But he was more shocked that Shrek was by his side! All eyes were on Harry and Shrek. Shrek used his Eleven powers to push Dobby off the stage.
"Heres your karma BITCH!" Harry threw his half eaten watermelon at Dobby. This was so humiliating. Dobby got so mad he transformed into the Scarlett Witch.
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He used his new powers to absolutely destroy Shrek and Harry. He took Harrys microphone and shoved it up his ass 69 times. Shrek tried to push Dobby again, but Dobby threw him into a wall. Everyone had their phones out and they recorded the whole thing. Dobby ripped Shreks head off and tore Harry in half. He finally noticed the cameras pointing at him.
"I-i-i-i-i have to go." Dobby flew back to his LA mansion.
He opened his instagram to find he was getting a bunch of hate comments by Harry stans for killing him.
Dobby is such a #psycho! Can't believe he killed my king Harry!
Ew Dobby is so gross! #cancelDobby
He burst into tears. He didn't do anything wrong! Besides shoot 183 people. Then he opened a clip on youtube titled Dobby Goes Pyscho at Concert! It was a video of him killing Shrek and Harry. There were a bunch of hate comments. But when he scrolled down to the bottom, the comments were supportive of Dobby. Even though he lost 90% percent of his fanbase, he still has some fans. He noticed that his mascara was running. Then he got an idea.
He turned on his webcam and left his mascara running. Time for an apology video.
"Hi Dobbyers. I want to apologize for my actions at my amazing concert. Even though I did nothing wrong, I am forced to apologize to gain back my fans. I would like to apologize to the karens who are offended that I killed a generic pop star. Sadly, people get offended by the dumbest shit these days. Anywho, prove your a fucking baddie and donate to my OnlyFans. Feet pics available for only 700 bucks. Buy tickets to my sexy concert. Bye ugly fatties."
He let out a sigh and posted the vid. The video instantly got 500 million views and everyone forgave him. Dobby always comes out on top.
