Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater 🎃

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by Braedy39282

by Braedy39282

This moment was probably very sus looking to Harry. Dobby's face smushed in between a fat girls tatas.

"Dobby?! Are you cheating on me?" Harry exclaimed with FURY.

"N-n-n-n-no!" Dobby replied with FEAR.

"I will just go." said the fatty who flashed Dobby.

"I thought you loved me!" Harry exclaimed with a sad passion. Harry's eyes welled with tears and he ran out of the starbucks. But not before ordering his mocha caramel latte made with skim milk no whipped cream in a grande cup but with the same amount of coffee that you put into a tall so he could stir his own nutmeg without spilling any coffee at all.

"Thanks fatty! Now you ruined my relationship!" Dobby yelled at the fat girl. He shot her in the head and then ran to find Harry.

He opened TMZ and saw that rumors of him cheating were already on the website. The headline was Slut Dobby Stares At 500 Pound Ladies TaTas! Dobby felt salty tears filling his orbs. He drank his grande Carmel macchiato in a venti cup, 1/3 whole milk, 1/3 almond milk, 1/3 soy milk, double the amount of vanilla syrup, carmel wall in the cup, no carmel drizzle on top, upsidown, tall cup ice, whipped cream, rounded lid, 1 shot extra espresso (decaf), cinnamon sprinkled on top. It was salty, as the tears filled his plastic cup. Dejectedly, he threw his plastic cup at a turtle, killing it.

Then a Vsco approached him.

"Um... what the actual hell? Why did you kill that turtle?" The vsco asked.

"Shut up you dumbass." Dobby shot her in the stomach. As the vsco was dying on the ground, Dobby started to cry again. He left an apology note without calling an ambulance and left the vsco to die.

RIP VSCO 2007-2022

He found Harry at a cliff, and he was standing at the edge.

"Bro Imma kms." Harry said to Dobby, tears filling his brown blue black purple pink orange yellow green gray shrek colored orbs.

"I'm so sorry Harry." Dobby said, kissing him on the weewee.

"It's okay. I was already cheating on you with 582711928372629494747282949572615153674949493837 woman and your not mad."

"Yeah because I'm not a rage monster like you." Dobby shot Harry, sending him falling down the cliff to his death. Dobby was a bad ass b, he dont need no man.