It was the album release party, and Dobby was dressed to the nines.
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Nicki Minaj approached him.
"Hey queen. This album is a bop."
"Shut your fat mouth Nicki." Dobby shot Nicki.
Shortly after, people were chanting for Dobby to sing.
"Ok flops. I will sing for your ugly asses."
Dobby opened his sexy mouth and began to sing his song titled Shreksy
Heaven sent you to me I'm just hopin' I don't repeat history Boy, I'm tryna meet your mama on a Sunday Then make a lotta love on a Monday (ah-ah) Never need no (no), no one else, babe 'Cause I'll be Switchin' the positions for you Cookin' in the kitchen and I'm in the bedroom I'm in the Olympics, way I'm jumpin' through hoops Know my love infinite, nothin' I wouldn't do That I won't do, switchin' for you Perfect, perfect You're too good to be true (you're too good to be true) But I get tired of runnin' Fuck it, now I'm runnin' with you (wit' you) Said, boy, I'm tryna meet your mama on a Sunday Then make a lotta love on a Monday (ah-ah) Never need no (no), no one else, babе 'Cause I'll be Switchin' the positions for you (for you, ah) Cookin' in thе kitchen and I'm in the bedroom I'm in the Olympics, way I'm jumpin' through hoops Know my love infinite, nothing I wouldn't do That I won't do, switchin' for you Cookin' in the kitchen and I'm in the bedroom (bedroom) I'm in the Olympics way, I'm jumpin' through hoops Know my love infinite, nothing I wouldn't do That I won't do, switching for you This some shit that I usually don't do (yeah) But for you, I kinda, kinda want to 'Cause you're down for me and I'm down too (and I'm down too) Yeah, I'm down too, switching the positions for you This some shit that I (yeah) usually don't do (don't do) But for you, I kinda, kinda want to 'Cause you're down for me and I'm down too Switchin' the positions for you Cookin' in the kitchen and I'm in the bedroom I'm in the Olympics way, I'm jumpin' through hoops (to you, to you) Know my love infinite, nothing I wouldn't do (do) That I won't do, switchin' for you Cookin' in the kitchen and I'm in the bedroom I'm in the Olympics way, I'm jumpin' through hoops Know my love infinite, nothin' I wouldn't do That I won't do, switchin' for you Yeah Ah, yeah Ah (ah), yeah
Everyone covered their bleeding ears. Its too bad Dobby had used so much autotune he forgot he was so trashy at singing. He shot everyone in the crowd so this wouldn't leak to the press and he wouldn't be canceled.
It was the first day of Dobby's world tour. He was preparing to perform his two songs and impress the massive crowd of 800,000 people. It was a wonder how they all fit in a stadium that could only hold 30,000. Dobby had earned 400000000 dollars from the event. He spent it all on feet pics. He took a deep breath and walked out on stage.
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He opened his mouth pretended to sing. He was actually mouthing to the heavily auto-tuned version of his song. It was over in a flash. Literally. Because he had two songs that were only 2 minutes each. The crowd erupted into cheers. But then he heard a voice.
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It was Harry! He was lowering on a platform next to... SHREK?!
