Little did Dobby know, someone was watching the whole thing. Coincidentally, this person had super powers. Here is a live image of that person saving Harry:
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Shrek used his powers to save Harry from plummeting to his death. Shrek kissed Harry's booboos to heal the bullet wound.
"You saved me." Harry said weakly.
"Of course baba grill. I couldn't let my fav pop star die." Shrek kissed Harry on the lips and they had passionate shrex.
DOBBYS POV
Dobby hopped in his Bugatti and drove toward the ShatBucket Records building. He decided he wanted to release his album. Sharon stood, waiting for him.
"Oh! Hi Dobby-"
"Shut the hell up Sharon. We releasing my dayum album NOW!" Dobby said furiously.
"But you only have made two songs-"
"I just went through a very hard breakup. I WANT TO RELEASE IT NOW!!!!" Dobby pounced on Sharon and started to rip out her hair.
"Ok Dobby! Let me give you my party planners number so he can plan the album release party."
"Bet."
Sharon gave Dobby the number and Dobby called the planner.
"Hi Dobby!" said the man on the other line.
"Hey dumbass. I want tables with my face on them, plates with my face on them, balloons with my face on them, forks with my face on them, and a 200000 x 59472636 pic of my juicy ass suspended on the wall. Mkay?"
"Ok perf! Bye bestie boo!" Dobby threw the phone on the ground.
"Dobby that was my pho-" Sharon got interrupted.
"Shut up. Also I want a personal assistant."
"Perfect! Heres one now." The personal assistant was pretty ugly. Her name was LuLu and she looked like a pear.
"Ok! I have all your tour dates ready for the world tour bestie. Are you sure you want to charge $500 dollars for each concert when each is only five minutes?
"Yes. Now I want you to go to my mansion and clean the floor with your devilish tongue. I also want vanilla bean scented candles in my bedroom, I want the sheets sprayed with lilac mist, I also want 5000 thread count sheets, and I want you to put sprinklers up in the trees to simulate rain so I can sleep better at night. I also want a professional piano player in my bedroom to play me mozart every night. If I don't have a piano, buy one. Mkay?"
"Alright baka boo! I'll have that ready for you in two minutes!"
"Make it quicker."
"Ok. Three seconds."
"Also by the way, you built like a pear. I want you to get plastic surgery to fix your misshaped body." Dobby smacked her across the face as she scampered away.
