This story includes my OC. So him being the powerful-ass bitch that he is obv it ain't gonna be angst LMAO it's gonna be a whole lot of crack, and fulfils your wishes of gerard x teddy
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Kyrastos was on the rooftop, and on a phone call. A phone call with John from UnOrdinary.
"No way bitch I told you you ain't getting that mask it's absolutely hiddeous!"
*But Sera's all beat up because of Zeke!*
"It's still not a reason! Get the pikachu mask or smth???"
*THE PIKACHU MASK!???!?! BRO ARE YOU ON DRUGS???? Where even are yo-*
"Sorry but the tea is boilin rn gotta go bye"
Tuut Tuut Tuut.
'That bitch hung up on me...'
"Yes? What be happenin rn?"
"BEN PARK!"
"I think someone's calling you, Big Ben."
"Wow no shit didn't you hear that guy literally shouting from downstairs?"
"BEN PARK! GET DOWN HERE! LET'S FIGHT!"
"What the hell?"
"Did he come alone?"
"Well seems like it, since there's no human being besides him or anywhere else around here?"
"Not the time Akira."
"Nah fam! But anyways...
JAKE JI YOU ADORABLE BEAN YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST CINNAMON ROLL CUTIE BEN SO JUST TELL DONALD THAT YOU REFUSE OR SOMETHING IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT WORTH IT YOUR A SEER OR SMTH???"
"YOU'RE*"
"THIS IS A FUCKING ORAL CONVERSASION????"
"CONVERSATION*"
"BITCH SHUT UP???"
"MAKE ME"
"GET REKT"
"I'LL DEFANASTEATE YOU JUST YOU WAIT"
"OH YEAH!?"
"WELL NEVER SAW ME DID YOU?"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE JUST MET- oh. WELL SRRY BOUT DAT I'LL BE OFF NOW"
"TELL DONALD I SAY HI!"
He ran off.
"What the hell. What the actual hell." Gerard was looking at him weird.
"Dw about it"
"At least Ben won't be injured I guess..." Alex sighed.
"Damn right it won't! I just stopped a bloodbath!"
"Sure"
At this moment, Kyrastos really wanted him to see all the pages of the scenario (scenario is their word for story arc) they were currently on in cannon since in this universe it was supposed to happen... I mean he didn't make all this effort for nothing you know?
"Did you just call Ben an 'it'???"
"... And?"
"Bro he has pronouns and he's an actual being he's not an it???"
"Dearest Readers," he looks at you. "When you are annoyed with some people, just leave them on read! They're gonna stop after a while!"
"Bro who's he talking about???"
YOU ARE READING
༒︎𝑾𝒆𝒂𝒌 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒐 𝑶𝒏𝒆-𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒔 ❤︎
FanfictionI find the weak hero Fandom way too small for what it's worth so imma write some ✨one-shots✨ Also, the art is not mine, found this on Pinterest so unfortunately I cannot give credits -There might be swearing and thing that could trigger you sometime...
