Manscaping

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I've had one heck of a long day. that was full of ignorant people and whiny Karens. I was ready to just go home, relax and maybe spend time with my hubby if he wasn't handling club matters.

When I got home I called out that I was home since I saw his bike.

I faintly heard his reply as I meandered downstairs for a bit scrounging up some food and watching a bit of tv before curiosity got the better of me when my hubby didn't come to greet me like he normally does when he is home before me.

When I headed up to our room I saw him in the bathroom.

"Angel, what are you doing?" I asked as I leaned against the bathroom door frame.

"manscaping," he says

I arched a brow before pushing off the frame and walking closer.

"your shaving your chest or downstairs?" I asked

"both," he says

"How come?" I asked

"it's getting hairy," he says

"what is wrong with a hairy chest?" I asked

"it's a pain in the ass when tugged," he says

"ok why are you shaving downstairs?" I asked

"I don't want no damn bush down there," he says

I chuckled and hopped up on the counter and watched him Manscape.

"has someone else been tugging on your chest hair?" I asked

"no other person has done that but you" he replied

"That was an accident" I stated

"I know but it still hurts," he says

"well it will be a sight to see you without your hairy chest" I claim 

"it will be less trouble," he says

I nodded my head in agreement as I kept watching him.

When he asked about my day I groaned and told him what had all happened and how I was ready to just snap and loose my shit.

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