Super Shenanigans

Chapter 7: Whatever we feel like

In Lapis's room

Lapis: Hello readers! I have taken over this story so now I'm in charge! Ha ha ha!

She then slaps herself in the face and gets a message from the author on her phone

Author: No you're not!

Lapis: Alright truth is the author wants a break from coming up with big chapter themes and has a bunch of saved little jokes from the beginning of the book's creation, so this is sorta a clip show/clip story sorta chapter. Yes, anyone could have come up with this since it's not that original of an idea but we wanna give credit to the person who inspired this idea for this story. KuribohKlub  made Ask or Dare KK
Eeveelutions which inspired this chapter so thanks for that and go check them out. Anyway, time for the Shenanigans!!

In Sparks lab

Spark: These goggles should let you see what people look like in the future

Rose puts them on and looks at Solar. She immediately has a nosebleed and colapsed

Solar: Oh no!

Spark: Well at least it wasn't you who had the nosebleed this time

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Sunshine and Alex were playing on their switch when they heard and explosion

Spark: Sunshine! My face is on fire!!

Obviously, they both run to him

Sunshine: Daddy!

Alex: Are you ok?

Spark: Yup. Just wanted to make sure you two would come to me in a real emergency

Alex: But your face is on fire!

It's slightly smoking

Spark: Yup. It's much faster than shaving

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Lapis: After I defeated the first boss, the tavern keeper sent me on this Crystal cres- quistel ques- Crystal. Quest. That's hard to say

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Alex got kidnaped but the group was able to tie up one of the kidnappers

One of the kidnappers : we have your kid

Pearl is full of rage. She promised to protect Alex and him being kidnapped broke her usually calm personality. She grabbed the kidnapper by the collar and pulled him up to her face

Pearl: You're gonna tell us where he is now you *5 second long bleep* son of a  *7 second long bleep* pecking  *10 second long bleep* Frenchie!!!

Everyone all looked at Pearl in complete shock. Never in their lives would they except to see someone so calm do that

[Author's note; if you would like a visual of what that looked like, imagine different characters but this clip by The Winglet
https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx2E88aQwNy3O8j8GoV9b5dTCgX1naNVQQ
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Trace was in bed unconscious with an alien virus with Spark and Lapis next to him

Lapis: How do we save him?!!

Spark: Relax. There's a cure and it's true loves kiss

Lapis gave Trace a kiss on the lips and he woke up

Lapis: I can't believe that's the cure

Spark: Well the real cure is human saliva but true loves kiss sounds a lot better than having someone spit in your mouth