South Park AU:Garden Of Spite

Chapter One

Stan Marsh ran towards his friends Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick, who were standing by the crosswalk. Once he reached them, he stood next to Kyle.

"Hey Stan," said Kyle.

"I managed to avoid a beating from my sister," Stan sighed in relief.

"About time, she's been pushing you around for quite a while," said Kyle.

"(Hey, it's Valentines' Day. Are you going to get something for your girlfriend?)" Asked Kenny.

Stan's eyes widened as he remembered:today was Valentines' Day!

He felt guilty as he remembered how last Valentines' Day he had ignored Wendy Testaburger, his GIRLFRIEND, and instead put all focus on Ms. Ellen, the hot teacher. And she had turned out to be a wanted Iraq fugitive!

But that didn't matter right now. He needed to think of something to give Wendy!

He thought. And thought. And th-

"My cousin came over to stay with me and my family for a little today," Kyle's words brought him back to reality.

"Oh great, another Jew," groaned Eric.

"Shut up, fatass!" shouted Kyle as he looked at Eric.

"AY! Don't call me fat, you stupid Jew!" shouted Eric.

"(Your cousin?)" Kenny interrupted, probably having stopped a death battle.

"Yeah. His name is Kyle," Kyle said as he turned his attention to Kenny.

"Wait-your cousin has the same name as you?" asked Stan, surprised and confused.

"Yeah. To tell the difference between who she's calling, mom's calling my cousin Kyle A and me Kyle B," answered Kyle.

"Your own mom calls you Kyle B instead of Kyle A!?" Eric laughed.

"Cartman, make fun of me one more time and I'll punch your face off, I'm not kidding!" Kyle retorted.

While Kyle said these words, Stan went back to thinking.

What could he give Wendy?

Maybe a Teddy B-

"AY! STAN! The bus is here!" Eric's shout brought him back to reality.

He, Kyle, and Kenny were already stepping into it.

Stan quickly reacted and ran into it too.