"Any sign of anyone you recognize? Like Butters or Dougie?" asked Shelley.
Pip scanned the area, then shook his head. "I'm afraid not," he said.
Shelley groaned. "Should've known this wouldn't work by just being on top of me," she grumbled and she walked away and let Pip fall to the ground, a little yelp escaping him before he hit the the ground with a THUMP but just got up and dusted himself off.
"Perhaps if we just thought about where they would be if we were them, we could find them," he suggested.
"Hmmm....if I were Butters, where would I be?" he said, rubbing his chin and narrowing his eyes.
He then started jumping around. "Lululu, I've got some apples, lululu~" he sang with a poor attempt at a Southern accent.
"This is so stupid," Shelley said as she turned her back.
"You know this isn't gonna work, right? Pretending to be like someone we know isn't gonna help us find them. It won't get us any closer to find-AAAAHHH! PIP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" she exclaimed as he turned back to look at Pip, only to see an unpleasant surprise.
Pip looked back at her. "Oh! I'm sorry, miss! It's just, this is how Butters usually pees," he explained.
"I DON'T CARE! PULL YOUR GODDAMN PANTS UP!" Shelley shouted as she tried her best to avert her eyes.
"My bad, of course," she heard Pip say.
It didn't take quite long before he said,"You can look now." Shelley looked back to see Pip with his pants back on and not holding up his "shirt" anymore. Also not facing the hedge anymore.
"Here, I'll try something else. How about Dou-" but before he could finish his sentence, Shelley shouted,"GODDAMN IT DID YOU NOT HEAR ME! OH, OF COURSE NOT! YOU WERE TOO BUSY IMPERSONATING YOUR STUPID FRIEND AND TRYING TO TAKE A PISS ON THE HEDGE THAT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME! NONE OF THIS IS GOING TO WORK! WE HAVE TO TRY ANOTHER WAY!" Pip blinked, eyes a little widened now.
"Okay, miss!" he then responded with a smile.
He ran up to her.
"I'm truly sorry about that whole ordeal. If I had known it discomforted you, I wouldn'tve-" but Shelley spat,"Just can it, will ya!?" And then continued to walk ahead, Pip now walking by her side.
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