I Can't Believe Its You (DaveJohn AU)

Chapter Four: Wtf?

((Hey guys!! I'm back! I really wanted to update today so I did and I have a little treat! It's for over 200 reads!! Omfg I didn't even know people read my stupid fantasies but okay! Anyways, I have to do this but there is slight yaoi in this chapter so if your not into that, please don't read. Luv you guys! :33~Paige))

((John's POV))

All you could do was nod and he removed with finger. He bent down and-- BANG!!

"Oh my god, Dad??!" You say, skeptically. The boy quickly jumps off you and sits on the edge of the bed. You slowly sit up and see your dad in the doorway, with a cake. You don't know what to say so you don't say anything.
"Oh! I see you've met the new neighbor, then. Dave? Is it?" Your dad say, cheerfully, not knowing what's going through your head by his comment. You look over to 'dave' and you feel like crying. You don't though. Not in front of your best bro. You can't even get your head around the situation. Why did dave hide his identity? What was he gonna do if dad hadn't walked in? Why didnt he tell you he was moving? Next to you, of all places! This was all to much to think about right now so you just wait for dave to explain himself.
He just looks at you, shyly, and waves. "Hi John..?" Nope. Nope. Nope. This was not happening. All your thoughts were zooming around your head, waiting for an explanation, and all he could say was fucking 'Hi'?! You wouldn't take this and stood up. You politely asked your farther to leave and shut the door. When you turned back around, you saw dave being totally uncool. He was blushing and looked terrified. He had good reason too. You walked up to him, stopping infront of him and putting your hand on your hip. "Wtf, dave?! This is the first time we've EVER met!! It's supposed to be special and I planned it WAAY different!" You scold. "Oh yeah? Well what did you want? A 'tender bro embrace'?" Dave was now standing up and was moving closer to you. "Well, that would've been better than you 'fucking jumping me!!'" You nearly scream that last comment and you see the hurt in Dave's eyes. You've never fought before and this was so pitiful. You was gonna shake his hand as a peace offering, when he pulled you into a hug. You didn't know what to do for a few seconds but then you melted into his body. Your hug lasted a long minute before you pulled away. Dave instantly fixed his hair and shades, while you just watched. You were so mixed up but at least you have your best bro. After catching up with each other, you both head down stairs where a questioning farther sat, with a cake. "So.....What am I missing?" He said, obviously confused. "Ohh! You know my best friend on pesterchum? Well, this is him!!" You explain, gesturing to dave beside you. "Oh, okay. So what exactly did I walk in on?" He asked again, not confused but smirking. "Oh, I, umm-" "He didn't know it was me. And I've had a crush on your son for a while so I tried my luck. Didn't go to plan though." You stare at dave, not believing what he just said. He had a crush on you? I mean, he flirts with you a lot but that's just him being 'ironic'. Well, that's what you thought. You then realise 'who' he said it to and looked over to your dad, anxiously. "Oh ." Was all he said. "Oh, well, urr, me and dave were just gonna get a soda then head back to my room, if that's okay?" You ask, because you have some fucking manners. "Of course, son" he confirmed and you started walking away with dave. You got two sodas, even though you already had two upstairs bit they were warm, and headed upstairs. You were halfway up when you heard you dad call "use protection, son!" You blushed crimson and just walked faster up the stairs. You got to your room and opened the door. You let dave go in first, again being a gentleman, and he accepted. When you got in you shut the door behind you and turned around. As soon as you did, dave grabbed your arms again and pinned you against the door. "Hey! What the fuck do y-" "shut the hell up Egbert. I've wanted this for way too long and this time, your fucking dad isn't getting in the way." He stepped forward, body flush against yours and joined your lips in a rough kiss. You didn't know what to do for a few seconds, but then you melted into him. You kissed back, eagerly, and felt him smile against your mouth. This lasted about a minute when you felt dave's tongue sweep your bottom lip. You were surprised, and was gonna open your mouth wider, when an idea popped into your head. You kissed him, but never opened your mouth enough to let his tongue in. He caught on quickly and put his hands in your hair. He tried so hard to deepen the kiss but it never worked. Then you go further. You bring your leg up, in between daves, and you hear a very 'uncool' whine from him. You smirk into his mouth and pull away, looking into his eyes. You see how irritated he is from the teasing but you don't care, and you chuckle, lightly, to yourself. "Payback"