Whitewashed Dreams (A Chat blanc Story)

❦True darkness is the conviction that light will never return❦

I slowly regain consciousness, seeing two floating figure over me...

Da heck....
Angels?!

Well I guess this is the end of my story...
I try to move, and OUCH! Yup something is definitely broken. Can't let it stop me. Guess I am alive and I better make use of it.

Alive...But for how much longer?

"WHO ARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU! YOU THINK A MORTAL CAN STOP ME?!"

"I am no mortal, unlike you. I am Yuki-Onna."

"OH SHI-"

And both of them start fighting in the sky. Didn't expect to get to show up totally forgot she even existed. The cold woman from the headquarters, the one who also authorized the teleportation to the beach... mysterious yet seemingly powerful enough to hold against a super miraculous user.

I need to help Yuki, she might be strong and whatever but that's 4 miraculous, including 2 that are corrupted. Got to help her somehow... But what can I even do?

Can a she beat 4 miraculous at once?  2 corrupted no less....Perhaps, but I woundn't bet on it.

I get up wincing. Everything hurts. I see the crumbled city in front of me, my city, everything is in smoke or in ruins. This isn't Paris... this is a war-zone.

Out of nowhere I see a robot pirate and a golden flying angel charging at me. I send some cataclysm at their direction and hit the robot pirate, knocking him out. The golden angel swoops up and picks me up. Before we can reach the 20 feet I see a blade out of nowhere aimed at the angel's head. Before I can close my eyes I see the blade decapitating the angel and the head falls down. I fall with the body, it acting as a cushion to my fall.

"KEEENNNNNNYYYYYYYYY!" I hear someone screaming. Not any someone, a cloaked figure lands not too far from me.

"YO WHAT THE SACRÉ DE TABARNAK!? MJ?"

"Reference hehe." He says.

"Dude you just killed an innocent person! ARE YOU CRAZY!?" I say with whatever strength I have left, Which isn't much.

"Had no choices, besides LB can revert everything, don't worry. Worry about hawkmoth." We are suddenly interrupted by a loud unanimous screech and sounds...

BRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrr

Me and MJ turn around and see this huge army of sorts... 

Oh you got to be sh*ting me.

"Are those..... ZOMBIES? Oh hell nah I am done with Paris" Say Mj drawing out two blades from his back. Out of nowhere a zombie-cyborg t-rex rises up from the army, and on it's back there is a plant lady wielding the longest and weirdest staff I have ever seen. Out of the sky I see gorgons and a dragon. Is that a flying saucer? Oh and of course a King Kong in the background, sure cause some gym dude probably got angry. Or could be my bodyguard actually. Been a while since I have seen him.

MJ  then charge at the giant pineapple warrior that appeared out of NOWHERE, his blades glinting in a creepy aura. The pineapple stood its ground, towering over the swordsman with its prickly exterior. The first strike missed as the pineapple swayed to the side, but the second hit its mark. Mj's blade bounced off the tough skin, leaving only a small scratch. The pineapple retaliated, swinging its massive leaves at the swordsman, who barely dodged in time. Mj's then took a small device out of his pocket and tossed it at one of the scratch he made. A ticking device.

Clever

"RUN!" He says. We run and take cover behind some debris of a fallen house. I cover my ears.