Jams: *takes my eraser* *starts sucking it against his face*
Me: *TOTALLY JOKING!!!* oh, to get rid of your pimples? *TOTALLY JOKING! STILL!*
Jams: *seems offended* well, your the one with all the bumps on your face!
Me: *thinking* I should SLAP THE HECK OUT OF HIM!!!
Reality: does nothing
Me: *ignores him for rest of class*
Jams: I'm glad to be friends too.
