Hey!!! If you see two books called: Opposites Attract, and The Perfectly Normal (and Boring) Life of Ava Sean, DO NOT READ THEM!!! I wrote them. they are terrible books. I quit the books so I could focus on this one. Yeah. meh. ok! Now for the funny part!
I Am A Pie-Cake
Me: *singing* I am a pie-cake!
Friends: wut
Cici: you are not a pancake!