Setting: water park
Me: *swimming*
Sister: hey... that guy is sagging bad!
Me: *looks around* *not seeing it* I didn't want to see anyway.
Sis: it's sooo gross. I'm not even trying to look, it's just so obvious and gross.
Me: Whatever *turns around* *sees* EWWWWWWW!!!!!
I am serious. It was so gross. it was like the cartoony buttcrack too! Like the little "v" and then a straight line. I AM NOT A PERV THO!!! It was just there! And gross!!
Story 2
Setting: same
Kid: *laugh scream thing*
Me: *turns around to see if he is ok* Ew. really, again?
Kid: *no pants*
That was the weirdest water park experience ever. .3. someone hide me.
