Me: I can do this!
"This is Sparta" kick: *slip*
Walking: *slip*
Breathing: *choke*
Drinking water: *spew (because someone said something funny)*
Kicking in general: *slip*
Laugh: *snort*
Fight: mehhhh *wave arms*
Write: How do you spell if? Oh well I will guess..... ifv. that's totally it.
Run: my legs won't work
Jump: *fall*
Pet dog: *miss*
High five: *miss by a foot*
Get into car: *hits head on door*
Talk: rvmigcdbcsscnijcsdakyslhsulxifu
Fly: *flap hands*
Swing on swings: *fall off*
Key word: Trying