*at b-day party*
Me: *opening presents*
Fab: OPEN MINE *shoves huge bag at me*
Me: ok *starts going through bag* THIS IS A TON OF POP- OH MY GERD!!!! ITS A GIANT GUMMY BEAR!
Fab: it's two pounds
Me: TWO POUNDS?!?!
Fab: that's what I just said
Me: *rolls eyes*.3. Thanks Fab!!!