This is a kinda scary story!
Me and friend: *sitting at table*
Friend: *talking*
Me: *feels something on leg* *looks* OH MY GOSH!! THERE IS A SPIDER ON MAH LEG!!
Friend: wut
Me: *smashing spider*
Friend: What happened?!
Me: it's dead.
Friend: WHAT?!
Me: I killed it.Hardcore me. ._. YAS