✨The Canon Family ✨

✨ Incorrect Quotes ✨

Kiyochi: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeves.

Sketches: I think you mean cards?

Kiyochi: *pulls knives out of her sleeve* No, no I do not.

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Hybrid: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for $10 million?

Rockabiee: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Kiyochi: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Rockabiee: Good thinking.

Hybrid: ...

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Sketches: How did none of you hear what I just said??

Hybrid: I've been been zoned out for the past 2 and a half hours.

Kiyochi: I got distracted about halfway though.

Rockabiee: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Rockabiee: How petty can you get?

Sketches: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Random person: How many kids do you have?

Sketches: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Hybrid: People always ask me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
And I'm just like: "Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON"

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Kiyochi: I'm already sending good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.

Rockabiee: This is the most threatening way I've been cheered up.

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Sketches: You kill for money?!

Kiyochi: I can explain! And all this time I've been doing it for free, like a chump!

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Sketches: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Hybrid: I've come to the point of my life where I need a stronger word than 'fuck'.

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Random person: Okay, help me please!

Rockabiee: Two words.

Sketches: I bet they won't be helpful.

Rockabiee: Your.problem.

Sketches: I was right.
(If you get this reference, ily)

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Kiyochi: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Rockabiee: Wow. You could start with a 'good morning'.

Kiyochi: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Kiyochi: *gently taps table*

Rockabiee: *Taps back*

Hybrid: What are they doing?

Sketches: Morse code.

Kiyochi: *aggressively taps table*

Rockabiee: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Rockabiee: *sets down card*: Ace of Spades

Hybrid: *pulls out an Uno card*:  +4

Kiyochi: *pulls out a Pokemon card*: Jolteon, I choose you

Sketches: *trembling*: What are we playing-

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Rockabiee: This is such a bad idea.

Kiyochi: Then why are you coming along?

Rockabiee: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us if this inevitably goes wrong.

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Sketches: Truth or Dare?

Rockabiee: Truth.

Sketches: How many full course meals have you eaten this week?

Rockabiee: ...Dare

Sketches: Go eat.

Rockabiee: I don't like this game.

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Rockabiee: What's a word that's mixes between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Sketches: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Kiyochi & Hybrid: Smad.