✨The Canon Family ✨

✨Incorrect Quotes Part 5...u guys probably hate this by now✨

Rockabiee: Why are you on the floor?

Hybrid: I'm depressed.

Hybrid: Also I was stabbed, can you get Sketches, please.

Alyssa: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Sketches: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.

Kiyochi: Three of us saw it, Sketches. How do you explain that?

Sketches: *points at Rockabiee* Sleep deprivation.

*points at Hybrid* Paranoia.

*points at Kiyochi* Delusional personality disorder.

Sketches: You know those things will kill you, right?

 Rockabiee, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point. 

 Hybrid, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.

 Kiyochi: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

Kiyochi: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Rockabiee: What did you do?

Kiyochi: Nobody died.

Rockabiee: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Kiyochi, enthusiastically: Gravity can't stop me, but danger will!

Sketches: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Hybrid: I don't know how to do that. 

Kiyochi: I don't wear a watch. 

Rockabiee: Time is a construct.

Sketches: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.

Hybrid: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Kiyochi: Bet you can't make a sentence without the letter a.

Sketches: You thought you did something there? Well sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

Rockabiee: Despite your thinking, it's quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here's one more to further disprove your theory. Hybrid, if you will?

Hybrid: Fuck you.

Rockabiee: We need a distraction.

Sketches: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Hybrid, whispering: My time has come

Sketches: Can I be frank with you guys?

Rockabiee: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.

Kiyochi: Can I still be Kiyochi?

Hybrid: Shh, let Frank speak.

Rockabiee, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can't find a boo.

Hybrid: Well, well, well... if it isn't my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

Kiyochi: Hey Sketches

Sketches: Yes?

Kiyochi: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?

Sketches: ...

Sketches: Where's Hybrid?

Kiyochi: Listen, Rockabiee and I, we respect men.

Kiyochi: In fact, we respect them so much that we won't come near them

Kiyochi: So to answer your question sir, no I will not shake your hand, nor will I continue to breath the same air as you. *Walks out of room*

Rockabiee, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.

Sketches: Okay

Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?

Rockabiee: Orange soda, please!

Sketches: I'll have the strawberry soda.

Kiyochi: Me too, strawberry soda.

Rockabiee: ...

Rockabiee, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! 

Hybrid: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

Rockabiee: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]

Kiyochi: What's that?

Rockabiee: Remorse code.

Kiyochi: I'm even angrier now.

Sketches, about Hybrid: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.

Kiyochi: Are we stealing them?

Rockabiee: New or used?

Sketches: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Kiyochi: Is stabbing someone immoral? 

Rockabiee: Not if they consent to it. 

Hybrid: Depends who you're stabbing. 

Sketches: YES?!?

Kiyochi: *sticks a note to Rockabiee's chest*

Sketches: Don't stick it to her chest, stick it to her forehead.

*Bell rings and she walks away*

Sketches to Rockabiee: Hey can you tell Kiyochi and Hybrid this*makes a neutral face* They'll know what it means.

Rockabiee: Yo sketches wanted me to tell you this *makes a neutral face*

Kiyochi: *Loud gasp*

Hybrid: Oh no, the neutral face of disappointment and imminent doom!

Death: It is your time.

Hybrid: Let me ask my mom and siblings.

Death: That's not how it works-

Hybrid: They said no.

Sketches: You're smiling. Did something good happen?

Rockabiee: What, can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Hybrid: Kiyochi fell down the stairs.

Sketches: I told you that in confidence! You said you wouldn't tell a soul.

Kiyochi: I did! That's why i told Hybrid, he has no soul!

Kiyochi: Why do I have to go to the stupid party, I just wanna go home and read the BIBLE!!

Kiyochi: As you can see, I am a Christian...who swears.