✨The Canon Family ✨

✨Incorrect Quotes Part 8✨

Got more stories coming but I also got writer's block so-

Vil: How do you connect with a fictional character?

Sketches: What?

Nox: What?

Kiyochi: What?

Rockabiee: * pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.

Nox: I really like Eminem.

Hybrid: I prefer skittles.

Vil: She's talking about the rapper.

Hybrid: Why would she eat the wrapper?

Kiyochi: I wasn't that drunk.

Sketches: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Kiyochi: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

Sketches: Hey, thanks for checking in, I'm ✨still a piece of garbage✨

Hybrid: Now, Nox, all of us are doing this because we care about you, okay?

Kiyochi: Except for me. I just wanted to see the look on your face.

Kiyochi: I hate Nox.

Sketches: "Hate' is a strong word.

Kiyochi: I have strong opinions.

Sketches: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Kiyochi's birthday invitations.

Hybrid: Well, what are they supposed to say?

Sketches: "Kiyochi's birthday".

Hybrid: So, what do they say instead?

Sketches: "Kiyochi's bi".

Hybrid: ...

Hybrid: Works out either way.

Nox: Look guys, I need help.

Hybrid: Love help?

Sketches: Financial help?

Rockabiee: Emotional help?

Kiyochi: Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at Kiyochi*

Kiyochi: What?

Hybrid: Rockabiee, what do you value about Kiyochi?

Rockabiee: She's thoughtful. She picks flowers and brings them to me. Often they're ones I've just planted, but...

Kiyochi: That's how I know they're fresh!

Rockabiee: God, I love Sketches.

Kiyochi: Yeah, you fucking better.

Sketches: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Kiyochi: Even better!

Sketches: What the fuck did you-

Kiyochi: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

Rockabiee: The odds of a murder happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.

Sketches: I would say infinitesimally

Kiyochi: And I'd say teeny-weeny. We all know fucking words, dipshits.

Sketches: Are you trying to give me a fucking aneurysm?

Hybrid: Pretty sure we all are.

Vil: I wasn't.