✨The Canon Family ✨

✨ Incorrect Quotes Part 3 bc I can't think of anything else at the moment ✨

Sketches: Dammit, Kiyochi!

Kiyochi: What?! It wasn't me!

Sketches: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Rockabiee!

Rockabiee: Not me either.

Sketches: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Hybrid: *whistles*

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Sketches: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Kiyochi: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Sketches: No! Four to five seconds!

Kiyochi: Too late!!!

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Rockabiee: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Kiyochi: You and me!!!

Rockabiee, tearing up: Okay.

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Kiyochi: I told Hybrid his ears flush when he lies.

Rockabiee: Why?

Kiyochi: Look.

Kiyochi: Hey Hybrid! Do you love us?

Hybrid, covering his ears: No.

Rockabiee: ...

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Kiyochi: If Rockabiee and I were drowning, who would you save?

Sketches: You two can't swim?

Kiyochi: It's a hypothetical question, Sketches! who would you save?

Sketches: my time and effort.

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Rockabiee: If you can't beat them, dress better than them.

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Sketches, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Rockabiee, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids.

Kiyochi: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Sketches: playing systemic oppression.

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Kiyochi: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.
             
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Rockabiee: Hybrid was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Hybrid: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.

Sketches: Hybrid, you ate a chair.

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Kiyochi: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine.

Kiyochi: I became more evil if you're curious.

Rockabiee: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Kiyochi: I'm going to get worse on purpose.

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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Hybrid: Shit. 

Sketches: Wait, three? 

Cop: Yeah? 

Kiyochi: OH MY GOD ROCKABIEE FELL OFF!!!

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Kiyochi: I think we're missing something. 

Hybrid: Teamwork? 

Sketches: Cohesion? 

Rockabiee: A general sense of what we're doing?

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Sketches: I currently have 7 empty sketchbooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Kiyochi: Put spaghetti in it.

Sketches: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Hybrid: Put spaghetti in it.

Sketches: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Rockabiee: Put spaghetti in it.

Sketches: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

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Rockabiee: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.

Kiyochi, amazed: Wow...

Hybrid, to Kiyochi: Well what does that mean?

Kiyochi: I don't know.

Kiyochi, to Rockabiee: What does that mean?

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Kiyochi: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.

*Lightning strikes Kiyochi*

Kiyochi: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!