✨ Incorrect Quotes Part 2✨

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Hybrid: Violence isn't the answer.

Kiyochi: You're right.

Hybrid: *sighs in relief*

Kiyochi: Violence is the question.

Hybrid: What?

Kiyochi: *bolting away* And the answer is yes.

Hybrid: *running after her* NO-

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Hybrid: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Kiyochi: I'm a knife.

Rockabiee: *from across the room* She's the little spoon.

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Sketches: Rockabiee! Open up!

Rockabiee: Well it all started when I was a kid...

Sketches: No, I mean't-

Kiyochi: Let her finish.

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Sketches: Why did you give Kiyochi scissors?!

Rockabiee: I'm sorry, she said she felt unsafe.

Sketches: Now I feel unsafe!

Rockabiee: I'm sorry.... would you like some scissors?

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Sketches: Welcome, fellow idiots.

Rockabiee: Hello.

Sketches: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot.

Rockabiee: You underestimate me.

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Kiyochi: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year...is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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Kiyochi: *accidentally hits Rockabiee the face* *Trying to decide between I'm fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Kiyochi: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY

Rockabiee: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Sketches: If you had to choose between Hybrid and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? 

Kiyochi: That depends, how much money are we taking about? 

Hybrid: Kiyochi! 

Sketches: 63 cents. 

Kiyochi: I'll take the money. 

Hybrid: KIYOCHI!!!

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Rockabiee: Kiyochi isn't answering her phone

Sketches: I'll call

Hybrid: Rockabiee and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

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