✨The Canon Family ✨

✨Incorrect Quotes Part 9✨

Sketches: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Rockabiee: It's not a joke.

Rockabiee: *sniffles*

Rockabiee: I'm a legit snack.

Rockabiee: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Kiyochi: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

Sketches: Guys… the principal just called—

Kiyochi: It was Rockabiee!

Rockabiee: It was Snake!

Snake: It was Hybrid!

Hybrid: It was me!

Hybrid: You guys worried about Kiyochi?

Sketches: Totally!

Rockabiee: Yeah, she called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"

Hybrid: And what'd you say?

Rockabiee: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."

Hybrid: ...

Sketches: She's lucky to have you as a friend.

Rockabiee: Those darn tall old people.

Sketches: Darn em' indeed.

Hybrid: Don't worry, they'll be gone soon enough.

Kiyochi: *sharpening knife* Yes. Dead.

The Squad:

Kiyochi: Hahaha.

Kiyochi: ...Is this self- destructive behaviour?

Hybrid: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Snake: They do.

Sketches: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

Kiyochi: Where are my fucking keys?

Sketches: Kiyochi, kids are around, can you say it a little nicer?

Kiyochi: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!

Kiyochi: Guys, my friend here is bilingual.

Rockabiee: Yes.

Kiyochi: Which means she likes both boys and girls.

Rockabiee: Ye- wait, what-

Sketches: Kiyochi, that's not what bilingual means-

Kiyochi: Shhh, it's okay Sketches. I still love you, girl.

Rockabiee & Sketches: ...

Kiyochi: NO ROMO-

Hybrid: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.

Snake: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!

Sketches: I refuse to apologize for being weird or off-putting. That’s actually your problem. I’m having a fantastic time!

Rockabiee: You're pathetic!

Kiyochi: You're pathetic-er!

Snake: You're both losers.

Snake: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.