Izzy x Fern Oneshot

Izzy x Fern Incorrect Quotes 2

Izzy: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! 

Fern: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD 

Izzy: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING JAVI WITH ME 

Amelia, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

Store Worker: Would a Ms. Fern please come to the front desk?

Fern, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Izzy and Adrian*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Izzy and Adrian, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Fern: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-

Izzy: Is something burning?

Fern: Just my love for you.

Izzy: Fern, the toaster is on fire.

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Izzy: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Fern: ...I did. I broke it.

Izzy: No. No you didn't. Javi?

Javi: Don't look at me. Look at Amelia.

Amelia: What?! I didn't break it.

Javi: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Amelia: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Javi: Suspicious.

Amelia: No, it's not!

Adrian: If it matters, probably not, but Ollie was the last one to use it.

Ollie: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Adrian: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Ollie: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Adrian!

Fern: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Izzy.

Izzy: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Adrian: Izzy... Javi's been awfully quiet.

Javi: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Izzy, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Izzy: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Izzy:

Izzy: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Izzy: I can explain.

Fern: Can you?

Izzy: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Izzy, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me

Fern, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Izzy: You're the love of my life, I would do anything for you.

Fern: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Izzy: Absolutely not.

Fern, pointing: May I sit there?

Izzy: That's my lap

Fern: That doesn't answer my question, Izzy.

Izzy: So what's for dinner?

Fern, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.

Izzy: *jumps through and shatters a window to get into a house*

Fern, casually stepping into the house: ...You know the door was unlocked?  

The Bus is leaving and Fern jumps through the window

Izzy: You could've just tell the bus driver to stop

Fern: You could fit on my lap! *pats Izzy on the head*

Izzy: I've killed.