Adam Douglas imagines

I'm Scareoused

I sat in the study room while max was working on his stuff from his Modernisum intro, 

"How's stuff with Lillian?"

"Hum?" I asked as I had kinda drifted off a little 

"Lillian?" He asked 

"Ohh gone."

"Gone?" he laughed

"Yeah gone, I fucked her off"

"why?" 

"she was bugging me, too clinging all the damn time. I couldn't even go to my classes without her being attached to my damn hip"

"Fair enough"

"what about Sally?"

"Gone," I shrug 

"Alice?"

"I think we both know the answer"

"Gone?"

"yep"

"Amy?"

".... Well"

"Gone?"

"Yep"

"You don't have the best luck with women do you adam?"

"I don't like most girls, every girl I go on a date with I find out something later I don't like." I explained

"There is this thing called compromise?"

"why? If I'm not into it I'm not into it"

"Yeah but you can't dump every girl you date once you find something you don't like about them you could overlook it if you really like them?"

"I likely could but I just, never liked anyone that much" 

"Okay so...."

"so?"

"If I was in a lab"

"Oh god. Max nothing good starts in a lab"

"Just hear me out"

"if I could make you... like the perfect woman."

"I don't want a robot"

"No, Just... work with me here Adam"

"You're not going to glare at me are you?"

"I mean I might. if your into weird shit"

"Okay" I sighed "If I could design the perfect woman. She'd be... the kinda girl that would rather sit in our dorm and watch horror movies the go out dancing, the kinda girl who's dream date is like going to a old listed building like the manor houses and huge gardens across the UK, The kinda girl who's seen stephen king movies, more then just the shinning and It stuff like maximum overdrive and The pet cemetery the original, The Kinda girl who walks around with gothic classics in her handbag, The kinda girl with tattoos and Cool witch nails, Coloured hair and vampire lipstick, the kinda girl who wants a movie on Marry shell's life. The kinda girl who loves time Burton but thinks nightmare before Christmas is overrated as fuck, Who knows like everyword to a dark musical like phantom or heathers, someone who just wants to cuddle on an autumnal night and watch true crime with me"

"..... uhhhhhhhhh"

"Go on. shame me I'll take it"

"I think you want a goth chick"

"No. I don't like goth chicks"

"..... don't you?"

"No goth chicks take like six hours doing the crazy intricate make up and getting crazy body mods and death metal music, I want a.... alternative girl."