❤︎丂ꪖᥴ𝘳ꫀᦔ ㄥꪮꪜꫀ|Rishabh Pant|Shreyas Iyer|MahiRohiRat|

●CHAPTER 13~

The sound of crackers and wedding orchestra woke up Rohit early in the morning. He checked the table clock to find that it was just 6 a.m.

"Itni subha band baaja leke kaunsi baaraati jaa rahi hain?"he said to himself before getting down from the bed and walked up to the balcony of his room to get the shock of his life.

A black Mercedes was moving towards his house slowly, followed by few other cars, out of which security guards were hanging out of the windows, followed by a truck of DJ box which was playing a wedding number at the moment. Other men were bursting crackers. The thing which made him frown the hardest was Virat, who was dancing on the roof of the Mercedes.

"Abb yeh kya naya tamasha hain iska?"Rohit said before rushing downstairs.

"Rohit bete, yeh log kaun hain? Tere Mama Ji ki tabiyat thik nahi hain. Jag gaye aise achanak se bachare,"his aunt, Sunaina said.

"Rukiye Mami main dekhta hoon,"Rohit said before walking out into the lawn while she followed up.

"Areh ruko ruko ruko...basa haan basa!"Virat said while showing his hand and everyone stopped. He passed a cheeky smile to Rohit before jumping down of the car and walked up to him while joining his hands.

"Yeh kya nautanki hain?"Rohit asked.

"Nautanki nahi...yeh toh...bole toh kya kehete hain usey...haaannn istyle se entry lena, yah istyle se rishta laana,"Virat replied.

"Kya bakwas hain! Rishta? Kiska rishta? Kaisa rishta?"Rohit said.

"Aye tereko doctor kisney banaya re? Itna kamzor yadasht, deva re deva,"Virat said with a frown and then added,"humare behen ka rishta laaye hain tere liye."

"KYA? Rishta aur voh bhi iss wakt? Aise?"Rohit yelled.

"Beta yeh kya bol rahe hain?"his aunt asked.

"Kuch nahi Mami, pagal hain yeh,"Rohit said.

"Ayeeeeeee!"Mahi Bhai's voice echoed around as he stepped out of the car adding,"mere Cheeku ko koi pagal nahi bolega. Yeh pagal hain, par nahi bolega koi."

"Abb aap kaun ho?"Rohit asked confusedly.

"Yeh hain Godfather. Sabka Godfather. Poora ilaka inkey naam pe chalta hain,"Virat said.

"Toh Godfather mandir chhorke mere yaha kiyu chaley aaye? Kripiya mandir wapas jaaye,"Rohit said.

"Sense of hunger. I like it! Humare behen ke liye joker ka kaam bhi kar dega yeh jab jab uska mood off hoga,"Mahi Bhai said.

"Bhau sense of humour hota hain,"one of the guard said from behind and earned a slap from Mahi Bhai.

"Haan joker. Accha villain hain. Shera ne dikhaya tha. Humare gang mein bhi aajayega yeh tab toh,"Virat said and earned another slap from him.

"Batman wala joker nahi circus wala joker,"Mahi Bhai said.

"Par iska shakal toh joker jaisa nahich hain,"Virat said.

"Toh bann jayega. Biwi ke liye sab banna parta hain. Aye doctor chalo ghar dikhao humein apna. Humari behen ke liye saare sukh suvidha yaha hain yah nahi yeh hum khud check karenge,"Mahi Bhai said.

"Ek minute ek minute. Maine yeh rishta sweekar nahi ki hain. Mujhe nahi karni hain shaadi,"Rohit said.

"Shaadi karega tera baap,"Virat said.

"Aye! Baap pe matt jao,"Rohit yelled at him.

"Thik hain. Sorry. Shaadi karega tera dadaji,"Virat said making him frown.

"Namaste Mami, sab badiya. Hum badiya aap badiya, humare behen ke liye deh dijiye yeh chirhiya....I mean apka beta,"Mahi Bhai said.

"Nahi....maaf kijiyega....aise matlab aise kaise deh doon?"Sunaina asked.