Randy tries to find the pickles in the supermarket's sufficient amount of aisles, but can't seem to find anything. Why don't they put pickles in the necessities aisle? It's the place that makes the most sense. Randy decides to look through the fruits and veggies aisle, he finds cucumbers.
Ugh. Cucumbers. Disgusting creations. Whoever thought of these things should be ashamed of themself. Randy rolls his eyes. He needs to destroy this awful creation at once. He throws the cucumber jar onto the floor. Immediately, some employee runs over.
"Wha- Wh-" He seems very confused. "What"
"What do you want?" Randy asks the employee.
"WHY DID YOU DESTROY THE CUCUMBER JAR???" he asks.
"Because I HATE cucumbers. Do you need anything?"
"I need you to pay for that I think."
He thinks? How new is this guy? "To who?"
"Um... to our manager??? Yeah I think that makes sense," he seems like he is in deep thought, "That makes sense..."
"I'm not paying."
There was long amount of silence.
"Why?" the employee asks.
"Because I'm broke." Randy responds.
"If you're broke why did you come to the supermarket??"
"So I can eat pickles."
"You would need to pay for the pickles... I thought everybody knew that."
"I don't really care about paying, I just want pickles. WHERE ARE THE PICKLES???"
The employee sighs, he sticks his hand out, "Pay," he says. PAY??!??!!?!??!!??!!??!?! PAY FOR WHAT??? Randy has this disgusted expression on his face. "Please? It'd be kinda rude if you didn't."
"I'M BROKE DUDE. I HAVE NO MONEY. WHERE ARE THE PICKLES?"
"Sir I'm going to have to kick you out-"
"BUT DON'T YOU WANT ME TO PAY???"
"I'm just going to ban you from the store."
Randy is now back outside. DAMMIT!
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Life Would be a Dream ~ A Story About Pickles
RandomOne day Randy decides he wants a pickle. Things happen and it's quite ridiculous.
