Chapter 11: GOD DAMN YOU KAMAL

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     "Gillis where is the chicken broth-" Kamal starts talking, then dramatically cuts off, "YOU. Hey why are you covered in pickle juice?"

     Randy looks around nervously. "YOO????? WHATS UP HOMIE???"

    "Oh- do you need to talk to this child?" Gillis asks, "Why ARE you covered in pickle juice? Did you dump the jar onto yourself?"

     "WHAT I'M NOT A CHILD WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP SAYING THAT????" Randy yells, almost sounding offended.

     "Yes. I need MONEY from him." Kamal gives Randy a disdainful look.

     "What'd he do?" Gillis asks once more.

     "HE BROKE A CUCUMBER JAR," Kamal sounds annoyed that everybody keeps asking him that, "AND HE REFUSES TO PAY!"

     "Oh wow, that sounds annoying." Gillis comments.

     "YOU SHUSH. I'M NOT PAYING. I CAN'T PAY." Randy uttered.

     "Yeah yeah, tell it to the manager." Kamal says, grabbing Randy's arm.

     "GODDAMN YOU CAMEL... CARAMEL... WHATEVER YOU NAME IS, LET GO OF ME." Randy tries breaking free.

    "MY NAME IS KAMAL!" he yells. 

     Kamal brings Randy to the manager's office... there he meets............. M i r p h y .

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